Overwatch Secrets

Confess your OW secrets here. No judging. Here’s mine.

1-I have never gotten a hammer elimn on Torbjorn.

2-I have no idea what I’m doing on WBall like 90% of the time, it’s all on the spot improv.

3-I got top 500 with horrible aiming skills.

4-I usually brag about Ball being my best hero, but he’s actually my most played. Stats show a better profile under Winston.

5-I claim to be a tank main, but stats show I have a better average across almost the entire board as a support player.

6-I play Jeff in MRs and have no regreat. No not support Jeff. Flank Jeff.

7-I was called an Evil Hampter today, because I kept booping a Mercy’s pocket. And I held no regrets for the state of their hero, only a cold grudge from how they favor Mercy so much more over Ball.

8-I actually extremely hate Ball’s design, from both an asthetic, lore, and even gameplay design.

9-I’m allergic to shellfish as badly as WBall is allergic to any CC or just hitbox hugging him before he gains momentum.

10-I got top500 in an official/unofficial manner. I twas during the great Echo drought when OW stopped recieving updates and Echo had been the last hero released for 3+ years. I earned high diamond, which at the time meant you were top 500 aside from the usually content creators and pros, among a much smaller community of players. So top500 outside of the usual top500, but many of those top500s stopped playing. So arguably. Yes I got top500. No I don’t have the title and didn’t have the time to grind it.

More like… ok if you want REAL confessions. We all play dirty. And by that I dont mean setting up traps or fainting weakness to lock the enemy team in unfavorable perks.

But more like we judge each other super fast and then dont really show our true potential. Ego BS, Im a sinner as well. Respect the time, and there will be something.