What would be your dream patch notes?

Just curious to see how the community would edit the game :slight_smile:

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1 account per HWID would be fun

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Hanzo : Removed from the game

Genji : Removed from the game

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Have the ability to custom balance heroes, instead of ultimates.
For example,

Soldier’s choice(s):
1, Run as fast as hammond.
2, Get helix rocket on reload.

Reaper’s choice(s):
1, Shadowstep at Moira speed.
2, No falloff damage. (Barriersniper)

doomfist removed from the game

brigitte ult now lasts longer with the rate of armour healing slowed, slightly do the same with her attack heal

sombra got hacked out of the game (jk, just want her ult to change so she has to throw a device, when she pushes her ult again the device stops where it is and after 1 or 2 seconds activates so people have a god damn chance)

mercy e removed from the game, mercy ult gives the option for mass revive or beammonster. Ult is toggled with e and mass revive revives up to 3 people (closest) if people are down in your area when you press ult. this way my big revive sticker can actually be used and this would stop all the complaints about mercy

hacked healthpacks can be hacked back

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Female heroes only (without brig, orisa, d.va)
Abilities work as written, not as intended (recall works always, a bloody trap doesn’t stop it, bc 3 seconds before she wasn’t caught in the trap.)
Oh and I would make grav throw the caught players over the map at the end of the effect.

I’ll give Pharah a skin, one that isn’t a re-color of the last one.
Might as well delete Brig when i’m at it. #DELETEBrig that hero was only good for the lore & visuals anyway. But a Pharah skin takes priority.


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200-250dps and 50% lifesteal moira with an massive aoe ball the size of a comet.

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Removed heroes:
-tracer
-zarya
-widowmaker
-brigitte
-doomfist
-sombra
-genji
-hanzo

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GOATs for everyone! Ban the DPSs! :smiley:

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Slight nerfs to doomfist damage.
Remove slow from mercy rez.
All the rest kinda ok.

all tanks heavily nerfed except for Orisa/hamster
healing lowered across the board
removal of 2cp maps(since we are removing things here)

  1. Brig no longer is healed by her own aura. Making her reliant on other players to get healing.

  2. Hanzo no longer one shots any heroes. We’ve basically copied Paladin’s much more reasonable Hanzo model… Storm Arrow plants hanzo in place for the duration. He is still high damage, and large bursts, but you actually have to hit two arrows at least to kill most targets.

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I’d like to maybe… force at least 2 supports

General:
Private profiles removed
Large list of bug fixes
Changes to ranked, role que, map veto etc
New gamemodes/arcade modes

Sym:
Can gain ult charge while her wall is active

Orisa:
Ult charge reduced by 10%

Junkrat:
Revert nerf to grenade hitbox

Soldier:
Increase sprint speed but add meter like defence matrix
Increase range of biotic field

Torb:
Increase spread of molten core pellets

Reaper:
Rework shadowstep into new ability or greatly improve it
More i-frames when exiting wraith from

Mei:
Wall now goes on cooldown after deploying (same buff happened to winston’s bubble a while ago)

Bastion:
Passive replaced with beta shield

Rein:
Passive to reduce knockback while his shield is deployed

Reworks:
Sombra hack should be a debuff like reduced damage or movement speed, not all abilities and passives
Mercy should have rez as her ultimate again but maxed to 2-3 players, keep the cast time but increase range slightly, weaken valk and make it her new e

Reverse the game to when ana was added.

DOn’t add more heroes than her except orisa.

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Genji - Alt attack removed (now you actually have to aim you little ninja bugger)

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^This.

  • Leaver (any game mode) = 1 day ban, and +1day each time.
    With these two fix maybe I’ll try ranked.

I don’t even ask for hero balance, just for fair and fun game.

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This would work if there were more supports, but I think they’re the most difficult to make both distinct and balanced.

Spamrat experiments with home made explosives and blows off his tongue, rendering him totally mute.

Mei’s demonic heart finally consumes her. Spamzo is caught in the fiery cataclysm. Both die, and are thus removed from the game. Trolls and those with zero skill mourn their loss, but the rest of us rejoice. Merry Xmas.

Dumbfist is barred from Total Mayhem.

Blizzard finally acknowledge that they will never be able to balance resurrection. Mercy gets a final rework which makes her both fun and rewarding to play, unlike the boring, lacklustre, pointless and useless mess she is currently. Angela is endowed with an actual ultimate instead of a “meh”.

Finally, the damage creep comes to an end and the campaign of destruction against the healers ceases. Healers now have a chance of mitigating the ridiculous amounts of damage pouring in.