Zerg needs better troops

I understand that many of you will agree, and even more will disagree; but ALL of you must understand where I’m coming from…

Everyone knows zerg is pretty much the best race, and that’s not opinion… is objective fact!

They have the coolest troops, the best voicelines for said troops, and they can make a bunch of speedy bois that go “NYOOOM” into your opponents mineral line!

But some of the troops are just lackluster, and in need of a big buff…

For example; the lowly hydralisk, when I play zerg and my group of 5 hydras cant kill a skytoss army I just get upset over how unfair my situation is. So to fix this we should give standard hydras the missle attack from stettmans mechahydras! It would help balance the game and make everyone happier, even the protoss players would be ok with this because then the game wont feel too easy!

Secondly we need battlecarrier lords in multiplayer, because frankly; what’s the fun in broodlords that cant function as three different units?

This was my two cents of zerg, thank you for coming to my TED talk!