Ouchie, just dropped a 19kg gas bottle on my foot - got me right by my boot laces, so even the toe caps didn’t save me 
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Oof. Bad damage? Either way, at least you have an excuse to sit and play games for a while.
Just aches now thanks - hopefully I can walk it off on the way home soon 
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ngl reminds me of the time i got really frustrated at work because a girl i walked past didnt swoon so i karate kicked a titanium steel door and snapped it clean in half
my foot fell off ofc but managed to grow it back within a day thanks to some really friendly nurses at my local a and e
going back next week to get their number
my boss is giving me promotion too because hes so impressed with my cool calm personality if you ask me personally
anyway time to quit again
see you in 5 minutes
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Something seems a bit off about your story. I can’t quite put my finger on it though 
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I think the clue might be in the name… 
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You may have a point there.
And for no particular reason, here’s a raccoon.
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One heck of a roller coaster story tho!
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I pulled such a perfect wheelie on my motorbike last week that two girls fell pregnant just watching…
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Oh dear. 18 years of responsibility and annoyance just from being cool on a motorcycle 
Or 36 years depending on how you look at it.
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taken my like back because you said motorbike (no such thing) and not motorcycle or bike 
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i think everyone had a good story
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Maun!
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If this is really true and not you just being edgy: Please find help.
As for using it as an excuse for ‘misbehaving’ (no matter if it’s on a forum or irl), I have zero sympathy. YOU choose to pour that vile stuff into your body. Take responsibility for your choices.
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I’ve been told before that you can only be a biker if you’re under 21, any age over that and you’re a motorcyclist…
I’m a biker, end of
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Wait, I thought that typically it were that people buy motorcycles at my age so nearing 40 and then we start cruising around on our harley/honda
I only had bicycle when I was under 20, cycled everywhere quite long distances daily. Then I got a japanese car nissan and whatta new experience for transportational options it opened and the distances to travel, my goodness. It was wild.
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Here is two squeaking otters they are pretty cute
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Ottuks are the best leveling mounts. Doesn’t matter if there’s suddenly a river or lake in your way, you just keep going without losing speed, a luxury any npc following doesn’t have.
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The one with the leon sunglasses in particular is very cool, I think its name is Otto
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