The second one.
Alright Dave?!.. 
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Very important statement:
It is too cold!!! 
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I’m living in my Oodie
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Alright Trigger…
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Eat you heart out, Puny- this is decent grub…
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Enjoy!!! 
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tomfoolery 
I did indeed - found out my dog likes gammon steaks too…
Not enough gravy…
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True, but i was starving at the time so a huge splodge of it was enough - i normally have enough to sink the Titanic…
Not really dialects, just slang. Though it does vary in different areas of the uk, so maybe you’re right. Eg plonker I would think is very much London/cockney
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I disagree, I think plonker is very much nationwide. I certainly grew up using it a lot but did learn it off the TV, along with some non forum friendly insults that still make me laugh when I see the brand name of certain kitchen appliances 
I first heard it on Only Fools & Horses and presumed it was London as they were. Everybody uses it now, though.
No idea where it’s from but pretty much learnt it from my parents and TV I imagine.
I take it you’re responsible for Friday food pics now? 
I almost read Onlyfans there…
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OnlyGrans lol
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algos suggesting british but its posh after watch new season crown, the yt knows
more exp
Stealin’ that.
Everytime I call someone “a complete balloon” the wife says “why? why?? Why do you call them a balloon!!”
Its a Scottish thing dear.
“If it’s a girl, they’re naming it Sigourney after the actress… And if it’s a boy, they’re naming it Rodney. After Dave.”
Trigger was by far the best character in that show.
Swankiness level 2/10.
Or to let Puny judge it…
Not if they’re like it’s not… That belongs on Rate My Plate.
umm…
Double ummm with a search warrant of your hard drive
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