If could choose from wow I would want to be my gnome. Also growing this stylish moustache in real would be great. Anybody remember old western series Deadwood? Every actor had moustache like this on it.
few years ago i was locked in a tower and my hair just kept growing and growing ā¦ eventually it was so long it could be used for rope to climb downā¦
anyway ā¦ went to the zoo last week and one of the elephants was being a bit too rowdy for me ā¦ so i looked it dead in the eyes and made it submitā¦ i think several women definitely looked at me and dreamt about that family life ā¦
later that day NASA contacted me ā¦ said no one else in the world does the gym like i doā¦ i impress everyone without even trying lol ā¦ fact is my skin is a special type of polycarbonate that allows me to punch through metal doors and be immune to sunburnā¦ i think theyre looking for shielding for the new shuttle
but back to talking about the gymā¦ it was cardio day so ran about 80.150 km shirtless which was a nice warm up ā¦ but i suddenly got an itch on my back so i decided to run until i could see my own back and scratch itā¦ no big deal if you ask me personally