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Itâs because of The Beast.
They say itâs as big as four cats and has a retractable leg so it can leap up at you better and it lights up at night and itâs got four ears, two are for listening and the other two are kind of back up ears and itâs claws are as big as cups and for some reason itâs got a tremendous fear of stamps, Alexstrasza was telling me itâs got magnets on itâs tail, so if youâre made of metal, it can attach itself to you and instead of a head, itâs got 8 buttocksâŚ
Gender change back to original soul right now. I canât- No⌠No! Illegal! Jail!
Soul, what the hell did you just eat?
impossible.
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Iâve always been male, no idea who this female imposter is
Kpop male idols with pink hair
Going kpop?
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Iâve talked with your parents and we⌠we accept your change soul⌠I just wish you had talked more to us about how you felt 
We love you regardless. No matter what⌠Itâs just a little sudden.
Iâm still the pretty twin even if you stole my hair dye!
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Wow are female version of SouldefĂler.
Youâre just jealous I look better in that evening dress.
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One morning Homer woke up to smell the flowers. 
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Was watching everyoneâs favourite âgo-toâ ex-Blizzard Streamer Thor for arguments while doomscrolling, in that video he was told to look up the origin of the chainsaw.
Out of curiosity I did tooâŚ
Holy Jesus 
I donât see what is so upsetting about it. Very interesting though.
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Ive gone back to good ol hand made burgers at least until i desire pizza again.
Which reminds me i need to get bacon.
In other news i found a new snack while exploring the local M&S , belgian chocolate covered cashews.
Am i the only person which considers M&S the snobs supermarket?
I only really go there when i fancy something a bit different.
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