1 Button Bill

One button rotation is awesome.

Bragging about drinking is the opposite of awesome.

Balance in all things, I suppose.

eggs are the work of satan

Agh, can’t be worse than burning your rotten flesh with holy spells :dracthyr_crylaugh:

But sure, if you don’t want them, more eggs for me then I guess :smiling_imp:

We are pandas. We are black and white. Balance in all things. :yin_yang:

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Is it not wonderful how the your processing power is more free to focus on other aspects of the fights?

I have an army of alts I only level for fun, heritage armor or maybe for professions, but never really play.

I usually dust them a little near the end of the season when there’s not much for me to do on this char. Seeing as I probably last played that alt several months ago, the 1-button is absolutely ace for farming catch-up content until the alt is left alone for another few months.

I ‘One Button Betty’ with Y because it’s not a key I use otherwise.

It’s very chill on alts doing legacy content.

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I bound it to mouse scroll. It’s so mindlessly low-effort and relaxing. It makes farming old content really enjoyable. It’s like being a tourist on a safari trip.

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Yaaaaay gin :beers::beers::beers:

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Guardian was always like this. Most of the essential reaction is on pull so drinking tons is fine.

If one button leads to more drinking then let’s go! Bottoms up!

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Scudded another bottle tonight (Edinburgh gin) and did about 20 delves.
This is the life

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Inspired by this thread I tanked some Prosecco then tanked some keys on this guy and my VDH.

VDH is also basically one button: the one button that puts me into Meta.

The last resort is Last Resort, which is just dying and going into Meta without pressing any buttons.

Back me up Floober.

The question is - what size bottle?? I’ve done 6 bottles of McEwans Champion ale and 7 cans of Stella so far…

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Not in Scotland. It’s cool here.

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Buckie breakfast???

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I’m not an enjoyer of Wreck the Hoose Juice but it’s not that easy to buy here.

They sell it in some Scotmid behind the counter.

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I was trying to be funny and stereotyping lol -no offense meant

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None taken.

All my pals loved it growing up and there are two Scotmid in the village. They just couldn’t buy it in Asda, Tesco etc.

I don’t like it that much and I’ve consumed more than enough.

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Its quite worrying that im still coherent after that lot lol

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Well the night is still young :grin:

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