If You Were An NPC 💬

[Radium-dragonblight]

Mine would be sitting on treebranch high up the tree in remote and randomly changing location in Ashenvale. It would one shot horde players going by. Disclaimer: not because i don’t like horde but because that would be pretty fun npc to have around, even when playing on my horde toons.

[Kyrel-stormscale]

An extremely annoying NPC that follows you through a long questline.

• Walks slightly slower than the player-walk and slightly faster than the RP-walk
• While the quest is following a simple route, she will pull and get in combat with a lot of unnecessary things.
• If you pull things too far ahead in combat, after combat she will walk back to the point before engaging combat and continue the slow-walk from there
• there will be about 5 of these quests all over the questline

[Азриил-deathguard (Азриил)]

I would be a undead elf having my flower garden with corpse flowers and I would be retired death knight in Stormwind. And when you’d click on ‘me’ she’d have one line “Go away!”

[Twiluna-argent-dawn]

@Punyelf-draenor

light hearted fun though in amongst some of the more serious topics being discussed.

That’s what i’m trying to go for, so much serious stuff going on these days :c

[Punyelf-draenor (Punyelf)]

Honestly I love your topics.

I’m just trying to think up a good answer

[Rejuvithorn-2648]

@Punyelf-draenor

@Mayadormi-draenor

Not to be a buzzkill but didnt we have this tread a short while back?

It does sound awfully familiar, I will go search. It was a similar idea if not

It’s nice to see some light hearted fun though in amongst some of the more serious topics being discussed.

Indeed mighty, but also at the same time puny, elf! There may have been threads like this before, but it was long ago enough that it’s entirely okay to make a new one. Let the fun commence!

[Gleti-stormrage]

As fan of night elves i wanted to be seller (of flowers or clothes) in Darnassus or somewhere in Teldrasill, but my dream didnt age well.
So sticking to the nature side being Mylune sounds nice (or any dryad that has more peaceful life).

[Keyur-draenor (Keyur)]

This one easy - I wanna be Bwonsambi as NPC.

[Punyelf-draenor (Punyelf)]

I have laughed so much at his little jibes when I die in Zuldazar

[Venêryen-ravencrest]

I want to be old men in Tirisfal Glades who express love to Forsaken women.

[Leroch-earthen-ring]

I’d be a World Boss level NPC who wanders randomly in different locations and attacks players on sight. Kind of like Stitches used to be, or Knucklerot or Luzran in Ghostlands, but in random zones and locations

[Míraja-argent-dawn]

Copypasted from an older similar thread ('cause I’m lazy, sorry ):

“Miraja would be a neutral blood troll vendor NPC and normally she would only sell useless junk (Rusty mechagnome limbs, Zandalari heel toe, Twitching tentacle hair, Forsaken lower jaw, “Orc’s lost honor”). But with a few special items (acquired from out of the way places) you can unlock the rare Cooking recipe: Perfect alpaca stew and a toy called “ The Warmother’s Favorite ”. This toy turns you into a cauldron filled with delicious food which also gives well fed bonus to your allies.”

[Turidas-scarshield-legion (Turidas)]

I would love to have my character as a Paladin trainer in Silvermoon City. Yeah, they’re kind of useless for gameplay purposes, but for the sake of the ‘lore’ to train new Blood Knights - even if NPCs. And talking to him would have him mention that we shouldn’t forget the older days when the Blood Knights embraced that they were the true masters of the Light.

Never forget that we burnt down the chapel where the Silver Hand was formed!

[Radium-dragonblight]

I see great minds think alike!

[Yinke-silvermoon (Yinke)]

i would like to be Hogger or someone serving same purpose.

[Shammoz-terokkar (Shammoz)]

Shammoz would be actually in two places at once. Outside Shrine of Storms and Underrot shouting “DON’T DO IT! Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!!”

[Punyelf-draenor (Punyelf)]

@Rejuvithorn-2648

Indeed mighty, but also at the same time puny, elf!

I want this as a title now

[Urthol-argent-dawn (Urthol)]

In a bar in ogrimar teaching people orc-fu. Which consists of getting blackout drunk and smashing people and things as hard as you can.

It would would be a quest to drink 3 beers. Once you’re smashed, you fight some vaguely human looking blobs. Cut to black and come back to a destroyed bar. Congrats you are an orc-fu master

[Paxmillian-argent-dawn]

Paxmillian would be an NPC located in the High Tinkatory of Mechagon which only Mechagnomes can access. His arrival would coincidence with the addition of special acheivements granted when you level a mechagnome to maximum level of a specific class (for example, one for a 120 hunter, one for a 120 lock…), or when you do stuff as a mechagnome (like killing at least one of each enemy race).

He’d sell special appearance unlocks for the Mechagnome race’s arms, head and legs in exchange for gold, locked behind these achievements. He’d also sell some mogs as well (like HA retints or other similar sets suitable for MGs as well as weapon mogs).

Regarding his dialogue, given he’s a doctor/scientist type, he’d probably mention something about the best way to advancing science and reaping benefits from it is to engage in some old-fashioned empirical methodology in the world, prompting you to go out and “study” for him by earning these acheivements.

I mean, MGs need some special loving for our unique TMog and customisation situation, so why not make Pax the guy who brings that to life? I’d be quite chuffed to have a char representing that made in his honor.

[Souldefíler-silvermoon (Souldefíler)]

YES!! can i finish off (or get some way into it) the absolutely epic story that is Souldefíler the major stryline NPC and patch end boss?!?

huge collective scream from the forum

NO!!!

Aww…