My alltime favorite.
How can you tell if someone has played since Vanilla ?
Dont worry they will tell you…
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Type log in google graphics and check what it is then you will find out.
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hjahahhahahahahhahahahaha maaan you are the best !!! 
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The Balance Druid should have never been called that, it was supposed to be called ugly chicken thingy, but the devs read the wrong patch note stating it had been balanced before Vanilla release and accidentally called it Balanced with a typo instead.
True story… that I just made up 
What do you call a worgen mage?
A labracadabrador!
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Nice try 
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It is two part word play of context of this game. One is the term we all know - a log of combat actions and results, but may also show the results of the activities of nearby characters. yes ?
But a “log” also is a subpart of a felled tree trunk.
And since druids have also a tree form. Which originally was available only in restoration spec (now is a flavour glyph also all other druid specs can use), so a druid in a treeform in melee is a log that fights - a … combat log!
In modern BfA context this can also modified to :
What do you call a kul tiran druid ? … because their forms are wooden. But the original jest is just word play around druid tree form and word that means two things.
Hope it helped.
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How do you stop a Warrior from charging?
You take away his credit card!
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I’m a paladin tall and stout.
Here is my mace, and here is my mount
When I see trouble, I scream and shout
Pop my bubble and hearthstone out
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Draenei joke from the game :
“I have a wonderful recipe. Bring two gnomes, two eggs. Beat Gnomes, separate the eggs- or was it… eh, details.”
“Do Gnomes have a vibrate setting? I’m just curious.”
… Blizzard.
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It did haha, this joke is amazing. Thanks for that and the explanation
Let’s not talk about their human female jokes : “I like to fart in the tub.”
How many Vanilla players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all just stand around talking about how great the old bulb was.
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This is real good one 
You know you play too much wow, when you wake up on your birthday yelling “DING!”
You know you play too much wow, when your microwave sais ding, and you go “GRATS!”
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Haha this was the best joke
“How loa can you go-a?” - Blizzard (Zandalari troll one, I believe)
“To be honest, most of the time, something WAS quite right.” _ Blizzard, again. Nightborne.
Why are there no Gnome lawyers ?
None of them have been able to reach the bar
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