or seaman stains
can i join even if i hate pirates?
Depends. You like weiner? Even if you don’t we will take you, but it would be a bonus.
Allies will always be welcome.
I’ll see you on the poop deck then!! hehe
Depend’s on how much hair ya got.
is this guild LGBTQIAGNC+ doe??? I am intersex and I don’t want to join if Im not accepted by the community
im more the smelly dark mine shaft kind of guy
well i got a long fluffy beard but just had my back sack n crack waxed tho
will we be meeting master bates?
Ofcourse honey, don’t you worry, all are welcome!
oh boy i hope so maybe he can teach me stuff
Unfortunate, but I will apparently have to use lube with you having no hair and all.
ahh your not a real pirate then having to use lube then damn thought you was real men
Lube can be spit my friend, you think pirates didn’t do the ol’ spit n’ rape?
As a hir/xemself/them I feel I can get adequately moist whenever needed!
Perfection.
yall are a bunch of apes
apes lulzz
I’ll have you know this is a feeder guild for our APES hirs/zerselves