If you want a job done right, you call in the professionals.
H̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶a̶i̶n̶’̶t̶ ̶c̶h̶e̶a̶p̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶S̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶h̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶j̶o̶b̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶M̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ ̶G̶o̶o̶d̶g̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶l̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶’̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶d̶o̶u̶b̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶d̶e̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶h̶a̶n̶d̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶t̶u̶r̶e̶!̶
…Professional decorators. Don’t hire cowboys to paint your house, they’ll get paint everywhere.
Only the finest decorations for our finest costumers. Enjoy that snake-themed interior!
The Sisterhood, where we’ll welcome back characters that make poor life choices. Such as running off on a suicide mission to kill a demon over a minor dispute even after everybody said it was a terrible idea.
Elves.
The Sisterhood is still in Orgrimmar, for this week undergoing a strict training regime. We are, as ever, still recruitment shady, stabby women. If you fit the bill, look us up.
Military guilds train formations, marches and push-ups.
Sisterhood trains like this: https://youtu.be/0c0wN5LluLw
I still think you all missed a prime opportunity to go into voice and collectively sing “I’ll make a man out of you.”
Everyone was giving us weird looks as we taught an initiate how to alchemy.
Bet each of them knew less than the initiate knows now.
Malyan from the Sisterhood here with some hot community tips on how YOU can avoid getting stabbed.
Hide behind a door. Assassins cannot get through doors.
This is Malyan signing out.
Research does indicate they can get through walls, however.
So:
Doors? Safe.
Walls? Not safe.
Now that Classic is 2 weeks old and people return from their holidays, we’re happy to accept new initiates!
If you can make it in by September 11th, you’ll be greeted with a very special event specifically tailored for you!
Rogue characters get an almost-free pass! The closer your character is to a rogue (including spy, thief, assassin, highwayman, shadow hunter) archetype, the better your chances!
What are you waiting for? Get in touch now!
Highwaywoman.
Picky. Yet plucky.
In Nagrand.
Infiltrating your sacred places.
Rebellin’.
What? Honour? No…
Money!
Who needs ideals when they got Moolah?
Join the Sisterhood today, have a mental breakdown tomorrow!
Special offer on character development, mental breakdowns and everything going to hell!
Offer ends…um… NEVER!
Now having a special on heroic interventions and STAB WOUNDS! Buy one, get the other FREEEEEE.
Now they finally know my pain
BOOM. Event snappies. If you want to be involved in cool heroic assassin poses like this, GET OVER HERE.
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Help me Obi-Kump Kenobi, you’re our only hope.
Hello there.
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The Sisterhood of the Serpent.
Seriously considering an investment in doors since 2019.
Also still recruiting. Even Elves.
Even our Elves are shocked by THAT policy.
I should note that our Elves are constantly shocked.