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Somewhere far far away, not caring about us or not knowing we exist.

Can void portals be opened by diving by 0?

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Nope, if you don’t want an Error404.

Is Mankrik’s wife still live somewhere?

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The “Gay night warrior” thread drove them away.

Nah she’s dead. Has been for a while, surprised the smell wasn’t giving her away by the end.

Why can’t mechagnomes bolt some armour onto their hands and feet just for a few more mogging possibilities?

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For being a multi tool they have really limited use of their claw/pincer hands.

What happened to Sargeras when Illidan got to him?

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They spent 5 minutes circling each other and decided re enacting Withnail and I would be more fun.

I can’t think of a question my foot hurts…

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Yes

Why did i die?

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Because you kissed a gnome.

Why is Mechagon meta achievement so tedious and unfun to do?

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Because it was made by gnomes.
The least cool race in the game.

Why is Anduin so cute?

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Because she uses products.

Why is Sylvanas KWEEEEEEN?

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I feel so wrong for laughing at that in the manner i did. Also you owe me a new Dr Pepper to replace the one i sprayed.

Why is Jaina such a LAYDEEEEE!

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Because potatoes

And of course, FOR THE ALLIANCE! Fancypants faction

How many death knights does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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At least three: one that handle the lightbulb and two that rotate him.

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Two, they fight to the death and the winner raise the looser back as a ghoul to screw the lightbulb

When a murloc dies, in which realm of the shadowlands will it end up in ?

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They end up in Murcolaraxxdus but that place is so sacred that Blizzard will not show it to mortal beings

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it doesn’t. it just ends up in the next batch of Cpt Birds Eye fish fingers.

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they get to this scene: “oh your finally awake…” please get the reference xD

Why is Anduin such a keyboard warrior?
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Because he’s a special, beautiful snowflake.

Why is Sylvanas so crazy?

PS: Twiluna points to a Skyrim reference.

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She’s a woman. It be like that sometimes.

Is it too early to start drinking?

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Someone stole her cake back at the 15y anniversary and she has been pretty pissed at everyone ever since

How could you start drinking if you never stopped doing so in the first place ?

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Considering the fact that the sword of sargeras is about as long as Azeroth diameter, that about half of it is deep underground and that the asteroid which destroyed the dinosaurs was about as big as Mt Everest, which isn’t even 1% of the planet radius;

What are the odds that a drunken dwarf decide to mine the sword and cause it to fall over kalimdor, starting yet another cataclysmic event ?

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So just a dwarf.

As for your question, it would more likely be goblins mining it to make souvenirs. Something along the lines of “genuine Sargeras sword fragments, straight from Silithus itself!”

Why did all of the black empire cultists come from all of a sudden? Surely they can’t just be the twilight’s hammer yet again.

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