Bellular DESTROYS Belfs with facts and logic

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My life for Aiur! :stuck_out_tongue:

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It’s in the title: Bellular. That’s all you need to know, no need to watch the video. The name of the youtuber is the most useful thing in this particular case. =)

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I mean, amusing attempt at bait, but I do love ‘shredding’ me some bait.

For a start, Bellular doesn’t know his lore, at all. He’s also really bad at ‘Destroying’ things, I mean like, really bad. We’re talking Skeletor from ‘He-Man’ levels of bad.

For a start, in that video they bang on about how big and muscular Night Elves are. So I presume they are talking about the male ones only, as the female ones really aren’t. Interesting that they only discuss the big butch manly male elves there? Waggles eyebrows Sounds like Wish fulfilment to me…

Secondly, you can tell these are two guys who have never wielded a sword in their lives. Which is fair, it isn’t a common skill these days, we don’t need to do it. They clearly have no idea how it works though. I mean look at the pair of them, seriously, look at them…they would -kill someone’s granny- to have a physique like a Blood Elf, who ironically look ‘more human than human’ (See, we can all do pop culture references). Their males have the build of an Olympic athlete, or MMA cage fighter, or people like Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and so on.

Every race should have Warriors. Because every race -would- have warriors, it is ridiculous to believe otherwise. Plus, let’s go with their logic here, they’re going with the character models? Sure, lets play that game. Despite their muscles, a male Nelf would be -rubbish- in combat, and much less likely to be a warrior, why? Because they have no discernible wrists. You really need those to be a warrior, otherwise their combat technique is basically going to be just walking forwards whipping their hands up and down with no lateral movement. Any decent combatant could take someone utterly apart if they have working wrists and their opponent doesn’t, so that’s Blood elves at a clear advantage against Night Elf males (Which is in their sexist way, all they seem to care about, Female Nelf’s could indeed have working wrists).

Now, Physique. The thing with male Night Elves, is that they are actually proper super weak. See that wasp waist in comparison to the rest of them? Yeah, that’s not great… It would be really bad times for them if they tried to swing a sword, they’re likely to rupture one internal organ or another. Lifting heavy stuff? Forget about it. No way their body could take it, despite how stronk their upper arms are. Fist fight? Your opponent only needs to deliver one solid gut punch and you are -out- of there. To be honest, they’re going to have no supporting musculature, so a lower torso hit is going to annihilate them.

Now you can tell that they are chatting utter whiff, because it’s then like “If you look at old archers, they always had one really muscular arm”

Rubbish.

If you were drawing a proper Longbow and had only one muscular arm, depending on which one it was, you either would be unable to draw the string, or, even more hilariously, you would draw the string, and the bow would break loose and smack you in the face. (Know a guy this happened to, was hilarious to see, but apparently very painful). Why yes I -do- know an archer who competes internationally, and both their arms are as ripped as each other…because they have to be.

So basically pretty much everything in that video clip is two fat men talking about a subject they know nothing about.

That good enough facts and logic for you? The bait tasted lovely by the way. Oh wait, yeah, ‘bait’ may mean something different where I come from…

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Negativity? I believe what he is saying is right.

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Ahhh, a Shepherd and his flock of sheep.

That guy is the definition of emptiness. And if anything his predictable hyperbolic and stupid click bait links should be enough on YouTube not to merit a reflection on the forums.

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Destroys? What destroy? He’s just talking about why they weren’t warriors back then. And he’s not wrong.

But that’s not all there is. Lorewise, the whole point of high elves leaving the night elves and going to the other side of the world was their obsession with magic and the fact that night elves banned the use of magic.

Technically speaking, mage night elves shouldn’t BE a thing either.

hunters, druids and priests is all they should have been.

Things changed and some leeway made a few weird combinations into something acceptable.

Since when can you destroy a bunch of pixels ?? Logic in a fantasy game… :woman_facepalming:

It is against code of conduct to create threads for the purpose of creating unrest in the forums.

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Making a thread aimed at making fun at an ingame race isn’t a thread with the purpose of creating unrest. People do it all the time, what creates unrest is that the players of certain races can’t really take it it seems lol.

Well you were the one who said people being triggered is “mission accomplished”. I’m just quoting you.

I wasn’t expecting people to get that triggered tbh. Belfs fans are sensitive people it seems.

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Ya but all the Belfs in here have been super chill :sunglasses:

Careful now. You make fun of those keyboard warriors and their imaginary pixels, and they just might cancel you irl.

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Your balls will thank you!

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You literally only had 1 blood elf reply when making this statement yourself :rofl: I think you’re mixing up the Horde with Alliance

Alts are a thing.

I highly doubt you know everybodys main or alt. Either way I got a capital I can go to so I’m pretty neutral in this fight.

So do I.

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