Bring back Swift Spectral Tiger

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meh i dont need that garbage, all i could do with it is summon it and start counting the pixels till im bored

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are youā€¦ okay? lol

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Yup, iā€™m good looking, have lots of friends and live in a big house? Are you dude?

I had a rough childhood yes, itā€™s still rough, but iā€™m still good

Do you get bored fast?
because I doubt it could take that long to count all of them
:joy:

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This isnā€™t true. I had a way tougher childhood than you.

Im bad at patience, so yes !

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iā€™m not even gonna disagree with you, because none of us will ever know who had it worst, unless we met in real life over a cup of coffee and talked things out

but thats just too homoerotic in some way and makes me uncomfortable

Bro my real life father is the jailer from Shadowlands. He even has the exact same headshape, its sort of creepy, like WoW devs writes this game about my life

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because you know its true, I had a WAY tougher childhood than you. Iā€™ll tell you one example. Have you ever heard of the Vampire of Verwood? Well, iā€™ll tell ya, he used to come out at night and prey upon children that got lost or stayed out late walking home. He prefered the dark, so it was even worse in winter, where he could get you even at 3.30pm on dark December/January afternoons.

I remember one time I was in detention, so i got out of school late. (I was in detention because I said a bad word when the teacher confiscated my yu-gi-oh cards) I saw the Vampire of Verwood across the street, and I started running. He was right behind me, but I was very fast (I had to run from bullies a lot.)

I remember I ran for miles. Through streets, through gardens, through the nearby forest. I remember I ran for exactly 7 miles without stopping - and I thought I was safe, but to my horror, the Vampire of Verwood had a predatory range of 8 miles, so he got me anyway.

Donā€™t talk to me about a tough childhood. I had to deal with the Vampire of Verwood, both ways to school - in the rain, in the snow. You on the other hand just donā€™t have a spectral tiger. We canā€™t compare, I am way more of a victim than you.

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What even is this argument about anymore?

Who is more of a victim.

Sounds like an argument of the same person between different realities lol
:popcorn: :popcorn:

You really want to spend a couple hours having a :eggplant: measuring competition about who is the bigger victim?

I mean I wonā€™t stop you, go ahead,

Bro, i think you misunderstood me lol, i never commented on this because i want the spectral tiger, i really donā€™t care about it (have you seen how low res it looks in Valdrakken) Dude i have mounts like Sanctum Gloomcharger that i personally thinks looks way better, so no i didnā€™t have a bad life because i donā€™t have a mount xD I just want the people who own it now to get pissed off, thatā€™s it. I just want some guy who paid 10.000$ to feel like he wasted all those money, thatā€™s what would be funny as hell

The people that have spectral tiger are better than us. We just have pathetic supreme merch. We look like dorks. We could never annoy them, they donā€™t care about us.

But theyā€™re not, theyā€™re usually anti-social weirdos who bought a boost back in MoP/legion for the green/red pvp enchant alongside with their paypal purchased spectral tiger, but hey okay lol if you say so.

The amount of people who got spectral tiger legit, alongside pvpā€™ed legit and got cosmetics without buying boosts in very very very low, we are talking 0.0001% of the playerbase, the rest bought their way to success xD

This isnā€™t true mate, my dad works at Blizzard and he told me that 99.999% of Spectral Tigers are owned by High Status Males

Thanks for confirming what i say is true by blatantly lying as a joke though

Be honest. You know that Elon Musk has a spectral tiger.

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