Clown is very hairy but after seeing the (authentic) scene in the movie ‘The 40 year old virgin’ I decided, let’s remain hairy
i wish i could grow a full beard irl…
and not look like a patchwork…
my brother and dad can… i can’t, unfair if you ask me.
Yes it seems unfair.
Have you seen the Highlander movies by any chance?
“There can be only one” ?
You know what you have to do.
i have literally 3 hairs on my chest lol…
don’t get whats up with my hair genetics… but they seem to be missing.
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You still a monkey boi!
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i had a interesting talk with technical manager at work last shift…
she was talking down to me like i was some kid…
so i said to her i had been working for the better part of 20 years…
she didnt believe me when i told her i was nearly 40 years old…
asked me what i eat cause i looked at least half that age >.>
…
it’s a curse.
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Fixed it for ya
I act very childish and youthful and I’m usually way too filled with positivity and energy that some humans just can’t cope with that!
And I always say “thank you” You need coffee to function?
I need my body and I’m all set!
i don’t generally act childish … but i appear young…
so people approach me as a young person…
young people approach me thinking i am someone to hang with when i am their dads age lol…
it’s frustrating to me… cause the people with my mindset are older, and they avoid me cause i look young… so im stuck in a world of people who are mostly immature.
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I know what you’re thinking Twiggz. You are inside of me just as much as I’m inside of you (new deodarant? nice)
But clown, if you are this awesome as you seem to be! Why no share this awesomeness with the world?
Thank you Twiggz. I don’t think the world could handle me in 100% mode.
I have to share myself 0.1% at a time
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If people are that shallow, /skip them
Good night Y’ALL!!
Clown has weird food pics inc tomorrow. Stay tuned for more clownery!
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that is probably my downfall i open my doors to pretty much anyone…
people who generally are far younger and don’t understand life like i do yet… they will get there one day…
once in a bluemoon you do meet a genuine match though… last one for me sadly moved back to her own country, and i just stood by and watched it happen, i had a genuine chance to stop her leaving too and i just said nothing and let it happen.
even i don’t understand myself sometimes… but it felt like i was making the right choice for their sake at the time.
they were better off with someone else where they wanted to be in my mind.
ah well… that’s life.
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Full moon < blue moon < RED moon
One clown goes to sleep, another one wakes up.
(The flying Dutchman must have a captain)
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Not sus at all
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PaleAltruisticAdder-size_restricted.gif
Smells normal to me no?
“You’ve reached the maximum number of likes. Please wait 6 hours before trying again.”
6 hours. Are these clown rules for real?
6 hour. Hello. I need to spread my nutella/love NOW.
Quick, give me some fresh toast for my nutella
A sentence I know too well… 
I smell a few Grabby Awards
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16 more min!
Clown never drinks milk. But today, after too much pizza yesterday.
Milk taste like candy.
We only drink “old school” milk, non-homogenized 3.1% fat
Very creamy
I’m lucky enough to live in the coutryside, so the “old school” milk for me is the real milk that comes from a cow’s udder straight to my mug
Goat and sheep milk is also tasty
It doesn’t surprise me at all that you milk cows and goats. 
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