The title is a parody of a Nightborne customization thread that was kind of antagonistic to this one (especially after Blizzard gave them the customizations and they kept it going) and which for some reason was called “Last Wish - Nightborne customization” or something along these lines.
That said, we Humans do have alot of customization, and that is the recurring argument against this thread, so I say, if Blizzard is going to give us one final customization option, let it be this one.
The post is 3 years old, see the humor of it and join on in. Its a good suggest anyway.
I dont see why humans couldnt have long beard options like gnomes and dwarves. I would sure use it for wizard, something that resembles gandalf and zz top. 
The moon is bright, the stars are gleaming,
In the long beards, I find my dreaming.
Hi, I think my beard is starting to turn white.
So you’re not demanding beards for women like muricans are on their forums?
What! Do you have a link?
And well, I am demanding the most obvious, basic customization for the fantasy of a male human wizard like Gandalf. If we can’t get that without human females also getting long beards, then I approve!
Summer, summer,
I’m so glad you’re here!
Summer, summer,
Let’s give a cheer!
Summer, summer,
yet I’m feeling weird…
Summer, summer,
WHERE’S MY LONG BEARD!?
Give Author his beard! the dude looks terrible and out of date.
ouch
timeless*
Hi, is it true that if you shave your beard, it grows faster?
Let the man be the Gandalf he deserves to be! Gandalf the Grey!
I want those with blades attached on it. Blade flurry animation would be crazy.
Depends on genetics.
Some people just cant grow beards or just grow them very poorly.
Oh no… Thankfully I have Vrykul ancestry!
I personally have a beard on a string to make up for the fact i have poor beard genetics.
Ishnu-alah.
Absolutely need long beards!
Absolutely majestic.
Ah, July. The game has made it through 19 of them so far.
And in all that time, not one developer.
Not one janitor; not a single soul…
No one in there even thought of adding the long beards in to the game.
Tragic.
I could watch/listen that kind of ASMR, the real thing is awful. It just irritates me. I know it’s meant to be soothing but I’m clearly built wrong 