You do nothing, but lie.
You make up these numbers. You make up how often i die. You make up that you’re optimistic person, everything you say is just lie.
I honestly didnt even know you were able to jump wrong there 
I had some free time to give this a try and see for myself. Just now gave it at least 6 tries in the space of less than a minute due to how fast you can climb back up. Each attempt had a different trick to it, such as deliberately aiming to the right, auto-running into the hole, deliberately running to the left etc.
I haven’t died once even out of random chance? Plenty of times there were invisible walls that dropped me safely in the water. I tried a few more with the intention of dying and the only time this happened was when my character model was at the very edge and stepped off to hit the very small ledge midway downwards.
I don’t think you can really die from just falling in the hole even accidentally? Idk, guess i’m just trying to find credence to all this!