Not gonna lie, I thought Keyboard Dude was actually Keyboard Dudette and Wolverine’s second song was hilarious.
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Every shooting videogame ever made into one glorious, glorious, action scene. Just think how better the world would be if all those pre teens had chosen to watch this
(SPOILER! STRONG LANGUAGE IN VIDEO)
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I have never watched Robocop
It’s about a mutant fireman.
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Makes sense 
Rectify this grave error of judgement as soon as is humanely possible. Now earn my ire even further by telling you haven’t seen the Karl urban Dredd but you have watched the Sylvester Stallone version…
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Within 5 seconds of the first episode I’d have arrested the ginger kid for being a menace to public safety, he could start a fire in a bathtub full of water that kid.
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Tell me you at least watched Predator 1-2
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The what now?? and I have never watched any Sylvester Stallone film 
I LOVE YOU!!!
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Nope.
I know 
(guess not seen Invasion of the Body Snatchers either… sigh… I weep for humanity 
)
(Judge Dredd nerd activated)
Only Sylvester “My ego is the only thing bigger than my steroid use” Stallone committed the gravest error in anything remotely Judge Dredd when he removed the helmet. I’m still waiting to hear from so-called Judge Dredd experts how they would react if they watched a Batman movie and batman ran around in his costume but WITHOUT the cowl.
I’m still waiting.
And Karl Urban deserved every plaudit he got for acting an entire movie with his face partially covered except his mouth and jaw line and he still managed to have more emotion showing than Sylvester Stallone ever did who always acts like he’s struggling to chew a still alive hornet.
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i say we kidnap Afenton and have her sit and watch classic 80’s movies that defined our generation. She’s clearly needing help.
Except Dirty Dancing. that can burn in Hell.
"Annnd… I’ve… Haaad… the time of my life…"
Yeah? I didn’t. Next time I see Patrick Swayze dance he better be dodging bullets with his feet or I want my money back.
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Not watched an actual batman film either…
The Lego Batman Movie is the only batman movie I’ve watched
I will just fall asleep
Now that one I’ve seen!!
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…
…
.
Okay
I’m calm
I’m calm
So… you not seen Nicolson’s Joker nor DeVito Pinguin…
*Heavy breathing *
I’m calm
*Screams internally *
*And a bit died inside *
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I did make the effort to watch Suicide Squad and Birds of Prey… I even stayed awake to watch them right through and not have to rewatch them again later.
fallen angels are not pretty in reality… they are worn and broken… but tell a good story. 
I still have nightmares on a school trip to Switzerland and the bus had a video system in it. “OK boys, it’s your turn for a video! What do you want to watch… J***** brought Robocop… Predator… he has WWF wrestling Royal Rumble and Wrestylemnia 7…”
“Ok girls your turn…”
Collective scream “DIRTY DANCING!!”
Every boy… “urgh…”
Second turn. “OK boys, your choice…”
"Ok girls. Your choice.
“DIRTY DANCING!”
You’ve seen it already Choose again.
Louder scream “DIRTY DANCING”
Boys “oh for god’s sake…”
Teacher. “OK fine.”
Teacher “OK boys, last time, you choose…”
Teacher to girls. "Ok girls, this is your last choice.
“DIRTY DANCING!”
Teacher, “NO! You’ve seen it 2 times already!”
Girls. "AWWW…!!
Boys “Yaaaay! thank god!!!”
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