[points out you have more achievements in-game than real life]
[links to real life achievement application in android store]
[goes back to a post way back in the thread which has now moved on]
[points out that, logically, someone can’t be a fanboi and a troll]
[makes derogatory remark about you posting in green and being a blizzard employee]
[Declares that I am a fanboi. Points to troll avatar. States that your argument is invalid. Drops mic.]
[opens mouth to refute the argument]
[shuts it again, burned]
[mandatory expected post about, this generic [] speech is not funny]
[Stalks your armory and declares all you say invalid based on some random number and the cardinal sin of having entered LFR]
[Complains about not wanting to post on my main because “who does that”]
[Reminds you all to fall silent, on the grounds that you are mere twelve year olds]
[angry retort referencing your mom]
[gasp]
[state i flagged your post, outing me as a flagger]
[Starts a rambling discourse as to how ‘flagger’ reminds me of ‘frogger’ a game where you literally had to play a frog…trying to cross a road…and that was it. Reminds you all this was the pinnacle of game development, and you know not how lucky you are!]
[makes silly comment about mobile gaming. Mentions flappy bird]
[statement about how Frogger is for boomers, Pong is where it’s at]
[insults a random poster of opposite faction]
[Some generic overly used gnome joke]
[Flags for spam]
[utters incomprehensible rant about cookie jars]
[this website uses cookies- anxiety state triggered]
[makes a plea not to mention cookies in any shape or form]
[CAPS]