Gnomeadins!

You don’t pay me to keep quiet.

No but i take showers… And considering your poistion right now…

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Go ahead.

Ratman.

Even for me to be… I can’t…

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You’re so weak willed, you rat.

*Thrrows havi into a Oribos wasching machine **

Be free my friend… Be free…

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Havi would dodge Skullstalkers yeet

For the record… anyone thinking i am the most toxic forum vilan you have ever seen to date doing this?

Yes… yes I am… I am the algamation of all your negativity and toxcizity made creation!

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Yet, still just an overgrown rat. :frowning:

Shut up underpants

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That’s Sir Underpants to you.

Rat.

‘Shuts the oribos wasching machine door.’’

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I’m sorry, the door cannot be closed without payment.

With that logic, any races that both can be Warriors and Priests are eligible to have Paladins. And since Gnome Priests have been a thing since Cataclysm…

Let’s have a summary for Class distribution between Gnomes and Dvarwes:

Vanilla-WotLK unique classes:

  • Hunter (Dwarf)
  • Mage (Gnome)
  • Paladin (Dwarf)
  • Priest (Dwarf)
  • Warlock (Gnome)

Then we got Cataclysm and the first Dwarf Mages and Warlocks graduated from Tinkertown Academy. In return, the first Gnome Priests graduated from Ironforge Holy Academy. Also this expansion opened up for Wildhammer Dwarves and Dwarf Shamans

This left us with the following unique classes:

  • Hunter (Dwarf)
  • Paladin (Dwarf)
  • Shaman (Dwarf)

Since the Gnome in Cataclysm gave the dwarves two Classes but only got one in return, they got the second class in Legion, the Hunter. Why Hunter, and not Paladin? Because if Gnomes get something, then also the ferengi leper-vulpera must get something, and the Goblins can for obvious reasons never be Paladins. So instead we got the inclusion of Mechanical pets to go hand in hand with the tinkering races.

And why not Shamans? Because the greedy green rats already had that class.

Edit: Forgot about the addition of Shamans, so that is now included in the equation.

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You have too much time on your hand.

Oh that’s not what I would be looking forward to…
Gnome druids?! Bring them on!
Hell, even Mechagnome druids could be awesome if they make their druid forms mechanical animals.

Ofc they can.

Belf/tauren/zandalari paladin does the giggity with a Goblin priest or warrior - then use some wikkid magic to make sure the spawn is 100% goblin.

I can do this stuff too!

Allm they need is 100% faith in profit and gold. And they’d make the perfect Gold digging class. :poop: ALL LORE! SIESTA /DANCE

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sTOP Liking my insanity Caclop?!!!

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That works too.

I mean, Gold fits the Paladin spells.