[Goblin and friends RP] B.O.O.M.T.E.C. Incorporated - UNDERMINE!

[Uncle Bedlam posters hang from various posts and walls across all good Horde settlements, upon going near one, the metal frame seems to illuminate the poster fitted within and some grainy promotional music plays with this recruitment pitch over the top of it]:

Looking for purpose?
Vengeance?
Family?
Money?

Then let me be the first to tell YOU that the Bilgewater Battalion is currently on a recruitment drive to increase the number of Goblins and Forsaken within our ranks. The Wildcards and the Skull Cloaks will welcome you and your skills with open arms as we offer our soldiers health insurance after they make it past recruit and our researchers state of the art research facilities. Whether you are here to make some dough, make allies for life or seek vengeance against those foul Banshee Loyalists and Gallywix, Uncle Bedlam wants YOU!

I am Jastor J. Trautfizzle and I approve of this message.

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