Following examples from other guilds we are looking into expanding our uniform policy:
On duty: You use your uniform and assigned equipment. The exception to this change is no tabard, instead you are required to cover yourself in body oil at all times; especially when attending the HoC or Orgrimmar local gym.
Off duty: You are to keep a Hand of Conquest red theme.
Underwear: Banana hammocks and tight speedo pants with Horde symbols on the fronts and back. Stretching such underwear will be considered a sign of disgrace to the symbol and will be punished with flogging. When on duty and in uniform you will be required to sometimes emoting your underwear ‘chafing’ or being unreasonably ‘too tight’ to be practical.
I will personally be wearing a red mankini on Pullo to accommodate these changes. Members and the community are welcome to give their feedback on these changes.
EDIT: upon some feedback internally I’ve been informed on the correct spelling of ‘mankini’ not ‘man-bikini’