H*terophobia in roleplay has ceased

[Rustgearr-argent-dawn]

Sign of extreme violence more like it.

[Avyé-argent-dawn]

whimpers in straight

[Rathma-argent-dawn]

If you think there isn’t a straight cabal spreading their propaganda to our kids, you’re insane. How else do you explain football, car shows and the Snyder cut?

[Lochton-argent-dawn (Lochton)]

Happy April First, right?

[Zeldrosh-argent-dawn]

You know why I rp? To determine the sexuality of my character, establish it and make it clear to everyone that I rp with, I have no other background and I make sure that I remind it to everyone in the forums everyday, thanks OP, you trully have changed my life.

[Loras-argent-dawn]

Look, I don’t care if you’re straight, cis, or normal, but can we please stop bringing these heterosexual political agendas into our apolitical gaming community?

[Volmiro-argent-dawn]

@Vixí-argent-dawn

But can you show me in the lore where straight relationships are actually a thing? And I mean an actual one, the one with for example Tyrande & Malfurion

Yeah, Hearthstone isn’t canon Vixi, you can’t just grab characters from there to support your agenda.

[Caithalyn-argent-dawn (Caithalyn)]

@Vixí-argent-dawn

But can you show me in the lore where straight relationships are actually a thing? And I mean an actual one, the one with for example Tyrande & Malfurion are just pandering inserted by the american far-right for political points so it doesn’t count.

They aren’t even actually straight, everyone knows they are just two bi people in a relationship, like god intended

[Aerilen-argent-dawn (Aerilen)]

Finally, a thread where I can safely wear my boot cut jeans.

[Jalbert-argent-dawn (Jalbert)]

Look, I’m all for accepting h*teros but do they have to dress like that with their blue jeans, rock band t-shirts and running shoes

[Fentonius-argent-dawn (Fentonius)]

@Rathma-argent-dawn

and the Snyder cut?

my god he’s right

[Aina-argent-dawn (Aina)]

The audacity of Blizzard to force straight relationships into my face. Turalyon and Alleria, Tyrande and Malfurion, Thrall and AGGRA? Enough is enough.

[Jungji-argent-dawn]

Straight to the point as always, Obahar. Keep up the good work!

[Caithalyn-argent-dawn (Caithalyn)]

Str*ight erasure is a myth and these people need to stop asking for more representation keep politics out of my vidyagames

[Harkington-argent-dawn]

My internal Hterophobia as a Htero in a 95% non-H*tero Guild is the stuff of legends.

Now don’t mind me while I put on my two-sizes too small tank top, crack open a can of B-grade beer and talk about how it’s Adam and Steve and not Adam and Eve

[Jalbert-argent-dawn (Jalbert)]

“Yes, I’m straight. How could you tell?”

[Harkington-argent-dawn]

@Jalbert-argent-dawn

“Yes, I’m straight. How could you tell?”

IS THAT…

A FEMALE ELF GIRL!?!?

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAH I AM H*TERO MALE PALADIIIIIIIIN’G

[Aerilen-argent-dawn (Aerilen)]

@Jalbert-argent-dawn

Yes, I’m straight. How could you tell?”

Honestly Jalbert this thread is just joshing around, no need to actually call me out what the frack man.

[Caithalyn-argent-dawn (Caithalyn)]

Please tell me that you at least aren’t blonde
Don’t have to shove your sexuality into our faces

[Rotwild-argent-dawn]

@Harkington-argent-dawn

My internal Hterophobia as a Htero in a 95% non-H*tero Guild is the stuff of legends.

Now don’t mind me while I put on my two-sizes too small tank top, crack open a can of B-grade beer and talk about how it’s Adam and Steve and not Adam and Eve

We need you really. I can’t fill the h*tero diversity quota alone.