If you could take one spell from wow to use in real life

Polymorph sheep - for obvious reasons

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Portal magic would be incredibly useful, like, I can’t actually think of any other utility spell that would be nearly as useful as portal magic (apart from conjure food/drink, but imagine how much money and time you’d save from being able to just make a portal to anywhere you want).
I would save so much money on the commute and i’d be able to visit friends and family easily.

Timewarp! And then we’d go back to end of MoP, before “some people” started pruning and tearing what worked fine down, and start over lol

Void form. Because I want to speak Shath’Yar and see the surprised face of people listening to me and watching tentacles grow from me.

time warp and delete the infamous asian survey that gave horde blood elves?:)?

I would prefer not to turn into a mutilated chihuahua with a permanent snarl on my face IRL, thank you very much.

Well, permanent until 8.2.5 at any rate.

Dark Simulacrum, I shall replicate all your abilities and have all of them.

Definitely Stealth - that way I could get through Tescos or anywhere else I need to go without having people bothering me! I could almost hide away while being on the go - and then whack anyone who bumps into me stunning them for a few secs before Vanishing again.

Oh wait
 that’s three abilities. Can we have three??

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Banish and i would use it on some certain devs.

Transcendence and Transcendence: Transfer

Because walking is just too hard.

Roll

Because i could never do a roll in gym
I dont wanna be special

I just want to fit in

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Thats real deep man.

is there one where the ground opens up and swallows you?..i would use that a lot
:s

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healing, so that when i walk on the street and see someone with health issues i can just heal them and make their day and let them think divine intervention and go about my day. while the person will have an amazing life going forward

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Give me mind control and I’ll make the world a better place.

Obviously Riptide because Heal is just lame.
“Help me! I am injured!”
“OK, Just a second” throws a bucket of water over the injured
“Consider yourself healed” bows

Or flight form would be nice too, but it might be a bit useless during winter

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Always liked the idea of riptide. Oh you got backstabbed by a rogue? Here let me splash you.

Metamorphosis for a new body just so I could finally give my girlfriend what she wants


The druid ability “Soothe”

Used on your wife or girlfried. Win!

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Summon Succubus :smiley: surprised no one mentioned this one!

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