If You Were An NPC 💬

[Mistofelees-argent-dawn]

I’d be that special fox running around petting battle pets. (npc that if you have a battle close to him hell pet battle pets mid-battle)

[Benjamin-sunstrider (Benjamin)]

Next to the Dark Lady of course!

[anon96903319]

Put me in Mulgore near Bloodhoof Village with a fishing pole in my hands as a fishing trainer.

[Bagdawg-moonglade]

@Kyrel-stormscale

• Walks slightly slower than the player-walk and slightly faster than the RP-walk
• While the quest is following a simple route, she will pull and get in combat with a lot of unnecessary things.
• If you pull things too far ahead in combat, after combat she will walk back to the point before engaging combat and continue the slow-walk from there
• there will be about 5 of these quests all over the questline

You forgot to mention saying “We must hurry” and then stand there for 10 seconds.

[Taurid-bronze-dragonflight]

I’d be at the Crossroads making people collect 50 Zhevra hooves…

[Jakafo-sylvanas]

I will be Alleria’s New Husband. Cause why is she still with Turalyon? They can’t even touch without something exploding because of the Light/void thing.

[Twiluna-argent-dawn]

You do look like a french velf that will swoop in and steal all the girls
french laugh
Hon hon hon

[Jakafo-sylvanas]

@Twiluna-argent-dawn

You do look like a french velf

It’s the Facial hair haha

[Paze-earthen-ring]

i wod be Sylvanas secret lover she meet in shadowlands. turnnes out Sylvanas is in to Furryes

[Renivatio-argent-dawn]

I’d let this toon be a NPC that just does there /roar in new dalaran to freak out people

[Hoodoodle-doomhammer]

The blue posts in the thread are off the charts!!
I love it!

Oh, if I were an npc I’d slowly turn into a leper gnome cleaning the gnomeregan latrines. I mean, I’m already glowing.

[Tpaartas-aegwynn]

Tpaartas should be an NPC living in the woods. Tpaartas shall one shot every undead that dares to trespas.

[Lekro-ravencrest (Lekro)]

Somewhere in Elwynn Forest…

[Hordebias-argent-dawn]

I’d give horde a big exp boost in their starting zones.

[Türiel-silvermoon (Türiel)]

I’d do what i do irl get all of the girls and be the leader of The Paladins and easilly slay any heritics that i come across.

[Lutia-argent-dawn]

blow up dolls and anime girls don’t count as real girls sorry mr male human paladin … but it’s true

If i was a npc i’d send you on a very long quest where you return to me and get 1 copper at the end … the true reward was the fri erm i mean the places you saw along the way

[Türiel-silvermoon (Türiel)]

No i mean it i do get quite a lot of atention from girls irl and if i were an npc in game i’d get that aswell.

[Souldefíler-silvermoon (Souldefíler)]

@Lutia-argent-dawn

blow up dolls and anime girls don’t count as real girls sorry mr male human paladin … but it’s true

Now now be fair, most girls do get all mumsy and stuff when they see the little 6 year old walking beside his mum going to the shops.

[Varlios-twisting-nether]

I would want to be a guard outside of ICC that reminds people to go grab an “Elixir of Detect Lesser Invisibility” to make sure the mount drops.

I would also be a vendor that sells them for 5 million gold with a “limited time only” promotional sale going on with a “Soon TM” end date that simply never ends to ensure people want to buy them.

All proceeds from the sales would go to donating glasses to the blind.

[Evispole-lightbringer]

Simple bodyguard npc you could hire to help you with WQ when your ilvl is too low to solo rares.