Transmogs will cost one WoW token. New players get a free glyph to transmog them into a murloc suit.
Add tails for all elf races
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…NO!
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Nobody will reach +1 let alone +10 lol
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Ressurection sickness now lasts several days. Your character is “recovering” and can’t perform any game tasks.
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Every time your character dies, a random equipped item falls to the floor as a BoE that your party can loot.
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that is so creul i like it haha
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The censorship patch!
Your chat logs will be scanned to see if you say anything negative about Blizzard. You will switly be exiled out of the game on to a new island for a few expansions with npcs repeating how good Blizzard is. If you try to escape the isle you will be perma banned.
Every 20 mins you will have to priase Bobby and his yacht otherwise you will be exiled. There will be a national moarning in game for when Bobby left the company we’re you need to cast /cry every 43 secs or you will be exiled from the game.
I’m going far to close to the sun I might actually get hired.
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Ugh, I’m trying to imagine it but all I get is this bizarre fleshy appendage that just hangs there.
I remember when that was true
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New player requirement: you can only play as human Ret if you can demonstrate you’re a white middle-aged man. /s
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M+ Dungeon keys now only level up 1 keylevel on +3 chest times
+2 chest times are stays the same level
anything less is a downgrade
Only Pandaren can eat https://www.wowhead.com/item=77264/small-bamboo-shoot now, and Pandaren can eat only https://www.wowhead.com/item=77264/small-bamboo-shoot.
A return of the pet happiness system with added diseases and the need to fight vs your pet to take it to the vet / person who gives it washes and haircuts.
Also if you are negligent of your pet, DEHTA will attempt to disrupt you even during M+ runs.
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Except the fact that they die when someone as much as looks angry at them.
Anyway, my suggestion:
Forced PvP on every server and when you die your corpse can be looted for the equipment you were wearing.
Removal of LFD LFR,
Heroic dungeons require now 10 people and mythic dungeon 15 people.
Normal raid difficoulty is 30 people only, Heroic raid 40 people only and mythic raid 80 people only.
Hunters can 100-0 a mage with one spell that can’t be interrupted. We have no choice but to use a defensive.
So like… yeah?
Mages. So you’re actually going the ‘I play paper, rock is fine, nerf scissors’ route? 
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Wait are hunters now the real glass cannons?
For the thread.
All ress work like the original goblin jumpercables.
All spells need to be aimed.
Melee weapons can and will get stuck in your target
Every auto attack has a 25% chance to cause “stumble”, when afflicted by stumble, you cannot attack or cast for 3 minutes.
New item “consistency” on the WoW shop as a one use item for $10 that reduces the chance of being afflicted by stumble from 25% to 5%, this item does not last through death.
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