Leveling as Alliance

Who said horde is better? lmao

It’s not, lemme tell you :japanese_ogre:

True that :joy:
Try staying a bit longer on the premade groups and see what crazy stuff some of them are requiring for a low key, like wow :smiley:. They want a free carry, that’s it.
Also, be curved for maah normal raid, yikes.

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When you level as alliance, observe the following rules :slight_smile:

  1. Train mobs onto other players who are killing mobs you need for a quest
  2. Keep salty emotes on macro to irritate other allies
  3. Make sure you rage and be salty in dungeons and LFR
  4. Blacklist anyone that you think is better than you
  5. Never run out of energy drinks and sweets
  6. Get a huge mount and park at quest givers, flight masters etc for lulz
  7. Grief, grief and grief again - you know it makes sense
  8. The first time you develop warm feelings for another person outside your family, cease playing alliance immediately and roll a Horde character - your time as alliance is over

No need to thank me

Take a dps spec and do quests. Problem solved.

I saw a fantastic requirement in lfg only last night, a bit more creative… the person was asking for people to link their top 3 stars from… adult content :stuck_out_tongue:

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Lol, i hope they were joking, but :joy:

There are these too- be sexy and cute- for example…:smiley:

With those requirements, you know that PuG will succeed.
Maybe not at the dungeon or raid, but at having fun.

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