Murloc females

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Real footage of Me whenever Moothilda starts taunting with gifs and pics

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Murlocs gender change depending on what they want

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Oh my :flushed:

I can handle this

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the security guy is Anna in-case you were wondering

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No, usually they are very quiet when voting.

Edit: Homophones trip so many people up.

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why am so stoopid, let me fix this quick :weary:

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I have found an old documentary about murlocs… It doesn’t seem to be funded by any of the bigger universities in Azeroth, so it is a little low budget :eyes:
But very informative :+1:

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Murlocs clearer than the narrator but anyway…

review time

very emotional documentary,
I teared when i saw the murloc camp scene…gut-wrenching. An undeniably shattering story, if unforgivably shaky in its impassioned, therapeutic unfolding.
Just take my advice and bring tissues. You’re going to need them.
-Moe

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I rule all day in the lava!

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but like… you still take damage in lava while cloak is up ? :bowing_man:t4:

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“Sensible” answer (To a given value of ‘sensible’), Probably like Fish, or maybe Reptiles, I mean they are kind of Bipedal Piranha creatures( which is in itself Nightmare Fuel) So basically the Boy Murloc sort of just chucks his ‘little swimmers’ out in a cloud in the water, and the Girl Murloc sort of…hoovers it up, and gets up the duff… Or if it is more like Reptiles and almost all Birds they have kind of like a Swiss army knife of a reproductive organ called a Cloaca which is a bit grim, both males and female have the same organ, and it is used for widdling, poop, and getting busy with it, all three use the same organ. Thank Gods we’re Mammals, and don’t have that malarkey going on, although at least I suppose that it means you can’t hoof a crocodile in the pods if in a fight with one in the local pub car park, so there is some advantage I suppose.

What is less known is that Murlocs are incurable romantics, with such soul-searing romantic plays like Rrrrrghhmeorrrgh and Jahuuurghleaaagh, a tragic tale of two star crossed lovers from different tribes in Crystalsong lake in Elwynn. It all ends tragically when a level 9 Paladin kills them both whilst looking for Guardsman Rolf’s dog tags…

They are also well known for their deeply moving songs, what soul with a heart could not be moved by ‘Grrllllrrrghh only Knows’ by the Beached Boys, or ‘Mrrrrghh Grrrrlgh’ by the Temptations…

However, the really odd question is: Given that Naga lay eggs…why do Female Naga have chesticles? What purpose do they serve? I mean your O.G Naga like Aszhara, fair enough, she was a mammal once, it makes sense, but the newer ones…just why? You’re reptiles for goodness sake!

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is that on spotify ?

Weren’t they all transformed just like she was ? WHAT IF murloc are the ugly sisters (or “siblings”) of each of those highborne !

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