Introduction
Welcome to -OOPS Inc- → OOPS Incorporated… or maybe OOPS Incoming. Depends on who pulled.
We’re a World of Warcraft Retail guild where we’re Occasionally Organized, but Permanently Silly!
Tired of spreadsheets, parses, and people yelling about the meta? Looking for a guild that values fun and community over decimals on a DPS meter?
Here at OOPS Inc, we believe WoW is still a game, not an unpaid internship. We’re here for friendship, laughter, shared adventures, and those “unavoidable” wipes.
Building the Guild
This guild is being built from scratch and we are looking for like-minded folks who want to build something silly and awesome together.
If you’re hoping to jump into a fully formed raid team, this is not the guild for you. But if you’re down for a long-term journey and want to help create a place where fun > optimization, then OOPS Inc might be your home.
We’re currently recruiting for the Midnight expansion, aiming to have a solid and social team ready for launch. In the meantime, we’ll host casual guild events (think housing shenanigans, fun runs, and silly competitions) to keep things active, social, and, well, OOPS-like until release.
Who We’re Looking For
Whether you’re a seasoned veteran who wants to escape the parse cult, or a newer player who just knows the basics and wants to learn, you’re welcome here.
If you’re a complete beginner still figuring out which button makes fireball happen, there are better places to start, but come back once you’ve survived a few wipes.
We don’t worship icyveins like holy scripture. We don’t care if your spec is C-tier and someone on YouTube screamed UNPLAYABLE. Play what you like. Just know it well enough to carry your weight.
Raid Size and Atmosphere
Our raid team will remain relatively small at around 15 active raid members. Big enough to kill bosses and small enough to laugh when Steve accidentally bodypulls the trash pack.
Social recruitment is always open. Just remember socials are here to be social: bringing jokes, laughs, and good vibes to the guild.
Guild Culture
We’re not a parse factory. We’re not a top 500 guild. We’re not qualifying for the Olympics.
Most of us are people with daytime jobs, families, and lives outside Azeroth. We mainly play in the evenings, and that’s the pace we want the guild to grow at. If you’re sprinting ahead because you can play all day, you’ll probably outpace us, and that’s not ideal. Think of OOPS Inc as a dadcore guild: relaxed, reliable and all about balance.
We love when people are also active on Discord throughout the day. A bit of chatting, banter or hanging out helps us build friendships outside the game itself and keeps the guild feeling alive even when we’re not raiding.
Here, wipes happen, we laugh, then we wipe again. Jokes fly, respect matters, and fun comes first. Transmog is forever, BiS gear is temporary.
Raiding Goals
We’ll stick to Normal and Heroic. Our main goal is Ahead of the Curve, but without losing sight of the fun along the way. Mythic raiding? Not here. Ever.
After AotC, we’ll chase Glory of the Raider. In between we do whatever sounds fun — M+ runs, delves, mount farms, transmog contests, Discord quiz nights — if it makes us laugh, it’s on the table.
Guild Housing
With player housing on the horizon, we see it as a perfect way to expand the social side of WoW. Just like raiding or M+, we want to make housing part of the OOPS Inc experience: building, decorating and showing off silly creations together.
It’s not about min maxing layouts or who has the rarest couch. It’s about creating a fun space where we can laugh, share ideas, and enjoy the game beyond combat. Housing will be another way for OOPS Inc to grow as a community, not just as raiders.
Raid Times and Expectations
In Midnight we will raid Wednesday and Sunday from 21:00 to 23:00 server time.
In a small team, showing up matters, but real life always wins. Family first. Just be reliable and let us know if you can’t make it.
Recruitment Needs
Tanks: Closed
Healers: Closed
DPS: Only a couple spots left
Group applications are fine, just don’t form cliques. We wipe together.
Final Words
Yes, this post is long. But so is a +2 when Steve pulls the wrong pack and we all die, twice.
If you’re still reading, you’ve probably committed your first act of rebellion against the sacred spreadsheets, and you might just belong here.
Join us, wipe with us, and let’s build a guild where fun matters more than decimals.
If that sounds like your kind of chaos, hop into our Discord and fill out the short application form in the #applications channel so we can get to know you before pulling you into the madness.
Bonus points if you actually call yourself Steve.
Discord code: 3ESXy4fdGn
(If you apply during the day, it may take until the evening to get a reply since I’m probably at work. Or wiping in LFR. Same thing really.)
The OOPS Inc Guild Anthem
Oops!.. I did it again
Pulled the wrong pack
Wiped all my friends
Oh baby, baby
Oops!.. you think it’s all clear
But I dragged adds in here
I’m not that competent
