Has your father slain you yet?
Or was it your brother’s?
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At least I didn’t die to environmental damage.
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Since I’m well on my way from tipsy to drunk, here’s a bump. Ari is awesome, have known them from back in SWTOR (ask me about screenshots of his Sith, they are hilarious).
Also ask Ari about Shade. Go ahead. ASK! 
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Don’t you dare bring back the cage… Don’t you dare…
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So this is why you did it to Heller ? 
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Sweating intensifies
Totally not… I totally… Looks around.
Just… don’t ask!.. DON’T ASK SYL ABOUT THE CAGE!!!
Oh no, Syl is posting about the cage. Oh no, oh please, oh dear, oh no. Oh no. OH NO!
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Ask me… take advantage that I’m losing my 
fast due to alcohol. Ask me now before Ari starts raging at me on disocd! 
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Oh no…
I am doomed…
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What’s up with this cage? Does it contain Rage?
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Sup, erm. I’m going to do what’s called a pro-gamer move.
What’s the Cage?
Pro-gamer Edit: https://youtu.be/lHpHxLZReiI
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Oh no, he’s posting.
Someone hold me. Right now.
Yes, yes you are. OK…
How I met Ari in Star Wars: The Old Republic.
Ari was playing a Sith Lord, a Darth, that somehow managed to screw up by killing someone’s apprentice or did something that even the Sith don’t approve. Translation, he did something stupid openly and got caught.
So, I was in a guild called “The Imperial Inquisition”. I’ll give you three guesses as to what the guild was about, and if anyone expected us, ever.
So, I logged in one night and my GL goes “Hey Rhea, we got a guest in the ship’s prisons”. Well, I thought… hey, some RP. So I make my way to the guild’s flagship (yes, in SWTOR guilds get to have battleship sized ships as their headquarters) prison area.
I walk in, look at the containment field cells and… I see a Cathar in his underwear. Yes, a man sized cat-alien in speedos. It was the funniest scene I’ve had seen in all my SWTOR RP.
We started chatting OOC in /w and became friends ever since. Oh, IC we did cut off his hand for his crime. 
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I can put you in a cage if you like?
Oh I’m not gonna mention the other things which you had nothing to do and tried to stop. But that’s the infamous story and running joke about the “cell”.
Still not sure if we will do that cybernetics thing.
So now you have a story to mock your Guild Master with. Enjoy my contribution in making Ari’s WoW life worse. You’re welcome.
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ExcUuUuUse me spammers but how will our new initiates know we are welcoming them if you keep spamming ?!
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Back on the topic of the thread!
As explained earlier…
Of course, you can find the information about how to contact us in the first post!
We hope to see some fresh meat joining our ranks!
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I have some Goblin slaver contacts IC that can find fresh… uhm… “specimens”. Worked with them before. Reliable (for Goblins) folk if you have the necessary “funds”.
Better than graverobbing, you plebs.
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Alright people, less spam to let those interested see the post about our recruitment being open once again!
Thank you very much for understanding!
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Meat for the meatgrinder!
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