Pet peeves: The return (Part 13)

I do like that every time I seem to hit a new cool vista some weird indie music will kick in to amplify the vibe.

It’s like Read Dead Redemption on steroids.

I think for every “whoa” moment there is an accompanying “don’t forget to piss on other players’ holo-mushrooms” moment.

you can do that? i don’t understand why i keep seeing them everywhere

You pee on them and they grow bigger. And the dots on them are actually tiny thumbs-up emojis.

Why? Kojima wanted piss mechanics.

There is, in fact, a weird amount of piss mechanics in the game.

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i haven’t come across any of them except for being able to use the toilet in the private room. weird that there is a choice between going number 1 or number 2 but hey

I haven’t played 2 but the memes coming out of it are great and mostly bathroom related.

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We must face the truth - Kojima is a whizzard: https://gunshowcomic.com/471

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With relative frequency (once a week, easily) when I go out to get lunch during my office workdays, I end up buying a sweet treat of some variety that ends up shared with the team - packet of tunnocks teacakes, some cookies, that sorta thing.

This might initially appear to be me doing a nice thing for them (and it is, I suppose) but really it’s motivated by me wanting a sweet treat and also knowing that if I don’t hand them out then I’ll eat them all myself and my waistline will not thank me for it later.

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I feel sickly… who did this?

this is why I always only say hello from a distance too far for things like that when I meet him in Konpeki Plaza

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I misread that as “Gorillaz” for a moment and thought I was about to have a panic attack and turn to dust.

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im having one reaslising its now his 71st


staring at char creator at void elves rn realising while i vibe with the aesthetic theres just no making a compelling character from this buttwater lore

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Make a gnome

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Its been years since i did Vixi…

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Make more!

Make a ‘void elf’.
Dress them up in rags and wraps.
Enjoy your new Ethereal character.

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Stop pushing ur gnome-isms on people!!

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Yeah, not everyone can do the gnome thing!

I’m short irl
I wanna roleplay not having to look up…

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honestly you could probably count the number of actual void elves in the world on one hand. in lore, too - the only ‘void elf’ who gets any consistent screen time is alleria, who is not a void elf

their heritage armour being an absolute doghouse of a set that desperately needs remaking doesn’t help either

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All will be gnome

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imagine being short

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