Pet peeves: The return (Part 2)

Truly a man of many talents.

Same.

At least I’d be guaranteed a piece at the end for when I have to farm it on my elf if it was.

I don’t like how floaty many of the animations feel to me. The Naruto running hides is a bit better than other animations.

Hrothgar sprint is the definition of ‘oh no i’m gonna die now’

Sprint with a lallafel monk, weapons out is best.
They run like normal people.

Fem dragons have this sort of sprint like they are running away from an explosion on a roof and are about to leap onto a hovering helicopter.

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Probably going to take 6 days to finish up MCH on the main catboy.

Gamers gonna shed so hard when they’re Seduced in pvp by a horned fella.

I like the one about Finland being fake.

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random KEEPS giving me BURMESE (or turks, portuguese, anything i DON’T want) in aoe2 what iS THIS!!!

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nerath racist arc

turks are actually fun though, portuguese just play like italians but boring imo

playing burmese is hell

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I mean, Turks can be fun but they’re very streamlined and I like to play Black Forest a lot so it’s not fun if you can’t spam halbs, Portuguese and Italians are both :grimacing:

I like to play Random because, you know, variety is the spice of life . . .

… so why am I getting Burmese in somewhat like a 60% chance when going Random??? :confounded:

(the other 35% are Turks/Portuguese, 5% for civs I don’t mind)

are burmese not people to you

(i’d get it dw)

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Play China.

Smile sweetly at your enemies, satisfied in your knowledge that they are already a tributary state of your great celestial empire, they just don’t know it yet.

Don’t keep an eye on your back door.

Suddenly everything is Mongols.

Rage quit and play England

you fool

Britons probably fare even worse against Mongols

Tbh with the way Black Forest usually plays out from what I know (I don’t play the map like, ever) it’s basically just Arena but with trees, all the more reason to get all those cannons, hussars, and janissaries out!

just use the italian unique unit honestly :sunglasses:

i love the wooden tanks they added to AoE2DE:LoW also known as the hussite warwagons which unlike their real word counterparts required horses to pull.

Yeah and then you just get overrun by Paladins and you’re left sobbing while your teammate continues to boom and not make any army. :sob:

gets flattened by one (1) siege onager because their range is so bad. :weary:

you mean Dawn of the Dukes? LoW added Sicilians and Burgundians.

(also, if you want horses, the Koreans are waiting for you . . .)

(also also, something something every siege weapon is somehow moving on their own except the bombard cannons)

Nah, it has a certain charm i really enjoy.

woops

dont forget self-deploying trebuchets

Yos

aoe4 has actually added an animation to them (and other siege weapons that deploy!) where you see some dudes quickly moving about to set it up, vaguely - their silhouettes, anyway