Pet peeves: The return (Part 8)

I do HC that if a dracthyr sits in water long enough it starts boiling because they are made of scales and dragonfire

[and also HATE getting wet because it stops them from flying]

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… You guys get to swim?

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they have their cutesy normal elves to play now though.

And this is coming from somebody with a normal flesh velf (who identifies as a velf, she was just not at the tower when the ethereals turned up).

At this point, I’d settle for spiderlike corruption to the velves (many eyes, maybe extra legs, hells lets go all Elise up in this biiiit–)

Elise for anybody who has never played league. Sexy, but would deffo eat you alive.

My oldest character is an undead warlock, he is also a master of breath holding.

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Does she just straight up eat you though or does she liquify you from the inside with her venom while being cocooned?

She feeds you to the spider god of the withering isles so–

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I was going to say ‘by the time you feel the first bite it’s too late’ but honestly the second you step onto that boat going to the Shadow Isles the only thing that’s in question is how you’re going to die

adopting this as HC for my drachtyr ty love it no notes

unless your a certain emo yordle anyway

Thresh probably tried and Vex enjoyed it so much that he got weirded out and left her alone

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I can believe this from their interactions. my sympathies to her parents when she gets older coz she’s definitely that type.
(still love her tho.)

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Vex is unironically like the average DBD player. (The amount of horny in that game from survivors towards killers is special.)

Also that is so me.

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My friend watched me dodge the black knife assassins once and picked it up really quickly.

I will not hear anybody (even herself) call her slow because dayumm girl.

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Going through my usual phase of not being able to sleep :pensive:

I’m just resigned to every expansion resetting my cloth wearing casters to mere novices barely able to survive a single target encounter.

Meanwhile, my hunters perform beautifully no matter what. I’m not even good at it.

Lesson? Gun beats magic.

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Gonna go berserk soon.

TLDR in a discord server. Someone posted a pic of their pet spider a few days ago. Got told to spoiler it. They threw a fit like “omg i hate dogs but nobody spoilers those”. Got told to simmer down and they’d discuss it with mods. Decided dogs are ok to not be spoilered. They threw the “We’re all queer and hide ourselves so why are we hiding who we are with our pets?!” … … SERIOUSLY SAID THAT. They locked down the pet channel to stop the ranting.

Days pass. Channel opens.

They’re complaining again.

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watched first episode of ring of power. bit of a slow burner but was a good vibe yet again

spoilers

sauron becoming a symbiote was not on my bingo card. not sure how i feel about it, but it was cool i guess

not sure if “the stranger” is as going to be as interesting as a character as he was in season 1 given that he now talks, but we’ll see.

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asmongold gets under my skin in the same way that presumably the thousands of insects that live in his bed get under his

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Spoiler

what did they mean by making this his new theme tho seemed an odd choice but i guess it worked? Eminem - Venom(Official Audio) (youtube.com)

I think calling personal hygiene stupid and nearly puking from drinking pure clean water told me enough about him

litteral nurgle worshiper irl

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I’m peeved that as a hunter, I can only use the autumn recolor of Emerald Dream cloth gear, because the other colors come from sources that generate only class-appropriate gear.

the real sauron theme tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWa6YaPH4jY

Unmogged Nera jumpscare.

I wish transmogging wasn’t so expensive. Remix opened my eyes to free transmog. I own the damn Grand Yak, transmogging services should be free to me as well!!!

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