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THIS CULT IS NO LONGER ALIVE

THE GUILD IS DEAD AND IS NO LONGER RAIDING

FEEL FREE TO READ THE REST OF THE POST(S) FOR THE LAUGHS

Intro

We at Humble Degenerates believe in the supremacy and absolute truth that is Markus and not being a pyramid scheme. We’re a guild cult that wants to experience the nice things that the WoW has to offer.

If this hasn’t convinced you yet, then do take a look at our promotional videos
/watch?v=2t8jrTa_0cg
/watch?v=U0NtypGpIxg

Have you ever felt like you want to submit to a higher power who in turn obeys the command of a man who transcended humanity? Are you tired of political correctness and just want to share that cursed funny image on the discord? Then you’re in luck sport, because we’re in need of acolytes. Surrender your free will, bend to the force of the whip and shed tears of joy when Markus blesses you with great loot that we won’t take away from you to redistribute.

Humble Degenerates is a cult (not a pyramid scheme though) that wants to amass a following of competent players who want take it easy and have fun again. We’re aiming for normal and heroic clears with Ahead of the Curve as our end goal. We’re not going to complicate the loot any further than Blizzard already has, so what drops for you is yours to keep. You’re still free to trade if you so desire, but me and my Overseers won’t be meddling in it.

We feature happy and cheerful community events, such as:

  • Guild Promotional Videos
  • Not being a pyramid scheme
  • Karaoke
  • Ritual sacrifices
  • Abuse (yea, just straight up abuse, we don’t kinkshame)
  • Kinkshaming for those whos kink is to be kinkshamed
  • Inventing exeptions to rules just made
  • Voting for new recruitment messages
  • And much more (can’t think of anymore so I type this to make it look like we’ve got tons more events)

Raid Times:

Monday & Wednesday 19:15-22:30

Our goal is to achieve AOTC in Dragonflight. We are doing some M+ and chilling on discord in the meantime, getting to know eachother.

Contact

Discord: illbean#1337 / jeremi#2829 / Crimsonblade#1055
Discord server: uHuwYS89yC

TLDR:

Current raidtime - Monday & Wednesday 19:15-22:30
We’re aiming for AotC.
We’re trying to build a chill group of people with an actual sense of humour who can take and crack jokes.
Simple loot, what drops for you is yours, end of story.
We’re not a pyramid scheme.

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