Roast The Poster Above You đŸ”„

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A shaggy man.

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43

Its a shame you survived the burning of your tree, now we need to keep up with your bs.

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44

Killed once, and still coming back for more

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45

Moonlit Sandfox? Let me just use this spell of mine
 bingo.

Now you are a Firefox. Not Mozilla
 more like sunlit. :fire:

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46

Your gear is so bad i wouldn’t pick you in a +2

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47

Being a Void Elf sucks so bad that you became a Monk to justify the excess drinking that it would take to find the answer at the bottom of the endless bottle.

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48

You re the Asmongold’s worst baldness nightmare

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49

Your 2 step sisters needed to beat you more, too noisy.

50

You really ought to cut that hair some time.

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52

The poster above me reminds me of Grover from the Sesame Street lmao.

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53

You reek of urine and mediocrity, and that’s not just because you’re a Vulpera.

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54

I really can’t think of anything worse to roast you with than just holding up a mirror for you to look at yourself.

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55

“Your skin’s as pale as the snow. You afraid of sunlight or somethin’?”
- Skyrim guard, probably

Come on now, I thought it was supposed to be a roast?

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56

“I used to be an adventurer like you, till I took an arrow in the knee”

Proceeds to chase you and hunt you down mercilessly along with every NPC in a 50 mile radius because you killed a chicken

What happened to your knee!

“I got better”

No one roasts you quite like Skyrim NPC’s when you so much as look at a wandering chicken the wrong way.

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57

Ginger and no more soul.

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58

The 1980s called and asked for their shoulder pads, hair and eye shadow back.

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59

Legardum viziosa ?

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60

Aaah your ugly because you cant see anything, that makes sense

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Too skinny. You need some milk.

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