Some two years ago I was in Orgrimmar, first on my Warlock, then on my Merc.
While my Warlock was chatting with another Orc in the Valley of Honor, a hooded elven figure approached them and tried to chat them up. At least I thought they were an elf, until I read “Succubus in disguise” in their TRP. The disguise was a cloak and a hood. My Warlock, being the old and experienced Orc that he is, sniffed the demon stench and told her to return to the Cleft of Shadow, lest he call the guards.
But this Succubus persisted and went on about how “she is not like other Succubi” and how “she just wants to live in peace”. Mine and the other person’s Orc repeatedly urged her to return to the Cleft, soon under threats of violence. This made her go away for the time being, but smelling the fishy quality of the character we decided not to check whether or not they actually went to the Cleft.
So we resumed our chat and I eventually logged off to take care of real life things. Later I decided to check out Orgrimmar on my Pandaren mercenary, instead.
Lo and behold, the Succubus hath returned. This time others had confronted her by the time I arrived, among them a Sin’dorei Demon Hunter who seemed rather ill-tempered. A fight breaks out against the Succubus, who, as more and more people started siding against them in the middle of the Valley, turned into a “Hellhound”. She tanked everything and kept pleading that she was just an innocent demon who wants to have fun, unable to grasp the concept that demons are just not allowed to run around in a city.
At some point my merc whipped out her single-shot scattergun sidearm in favour of her spear and fired it at the Hellhound’s side, which they ended up acknowledging as “the bullet (singular) getting stuck in her hide”.
Upon pointing out in whispers that it’s more like a cone of pellets rather than a single bullet, she ranted at me about my “elitism”, called me a PCU (singular) and berated me for trying to control her character, apparently, before promptly blocking me.
Granted, it was probably dumb of me to engage in the first place but memories like this always remind me why I’ve happily avoided going to Orgrimmar for the last 2 years.