Blizzard gives them squeaky voices, bright hair colors, and silly gadgets because they’re the quirky, funny race. Designed to be such.
Their God (Blizzard) literally created them to be the court jesters.
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And God made you campy Elves addicted to magic of all things
The hate for Gnomes, the one thing that brings Alliance and Horde together.
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God didn’t make us addicted to magic, as we were not created that way unlike stubbling gnomes. Besides we turned to magic after the scourge, you know a race that wasn’t really impacted much by the scourge? The gnomes because they’re irrelevant.
And are you saying magic isn’t something you’d be addicted to IRL if you was able to conjure food from thin air and send fireballs to people?
What’s gnomes past times? Making mechs so they can compensate for their stature.
Id rather bust to a small pretty person (the best you can make a gnome to be) than a fat british girl with a disgusting accent
But your character is not pretty lol. You look like a thirsty beggar in Goldshire.
Little devils. Gnomes are a real pain to lock down in PvP because they’re so darn small. Start giving them vanish, speed boosts and the like? Oof. They hide behind allies, hide behind you, jump around at mach 9…
Nightmares.
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Well you said that Blizzard was the god in question, so who else made you addicted? Bethesda? Irellevent yes, but what does that argument bring to the table here? that Blizzard do not care about Gnomes? because I would agree with you there buddy.
say this all you want, but Gnomes still manage to kill Blood elves as easy as any race, so wouldn’t that make our fighting skills way more impressive than yours? also I could argue that using magic is a way Blood elves compensate for their twiggy arms.
Also lets not forget that the Alliance would be f*cked without the gnomes. Also thanks for calling the Gnomes clever 
Maggots, flies and rats are capable of killing Humans, Lions and wolves. Would you say theyre better fighters? And you say “Gnomes still manage” meaning that it is typically unexpected (due to their pathetic height, to clarify)
would they? It mostly seems to be humans and elves. And I don’t recall saying gnomes are clever 
Because you make mechs? you know who else makes mechs? Orc engineers, Orc Peons, and Goblins… the only race that can top gnomes on the degeneracy & runt scales.
Yet the Alliance want high elves, the same race, more than anything…
Scraping at the bottom of the barrel here 
Also whenever did I specify myself? Unlike Kultirans its possible to make a Gnome f*ckable lol
An actual criticism is that their animations, especially the fast ones, look really awkward and off putting, got turned into a Gnome while dungeoning as a Goblin a while back, sprinted and started to feel queasy, that said, it’s an issue that Goblins themselves are only marginally better for
We built the trams which has helped the dwarves assist Stormwind quicker, they got the Dwarves out of the stone age ffs.
Well… yes, you’re the one talking about height and how small is bad, yet we are considered equal in strength.
At the end of the day you can argue these nitpicks for every race: Blood elves are picture perfect campy elves who are addicted to crack in a world with brutal orcs and giant monsters, Humans are bland with no culture and the most unimaginative race in the game. at the end of the day, the reason you hate Gnomes is because the people playing it arent looking to look the opposite of what they look like irl (pretty) infact theyre playing the game to have fun
Dwarfs love stone, they probably enjoyed the stone ages more.
I wouldnt consider gnomes equal in strength. They never rely on pure strength, always gadgets.
The entire Alliance theme is the human culture and theme.
You keep calling Blood Elves campy yet this is the 2nd time i’ve seen you refer to yourself as pretty… thats uh… yikes. You’ve always said gnomes are sexy, which is another yikes from me.
Lol what? You know me! the guy who is always wanting to have sex with a gnome and calls himself pretty! No I merely stated people who play Blood elves are insecure about their looks irl. Im a bit stumped here
You grew up with me did you? Yeh I have always had a midget fetish. I didnt realise it was you Henry you should have told me silly billy.
Incorrect there Henry, you see the Dwarves wanted the technological advance because theyre not mentally damaged, unlike the race that got addicted to MAGIC lol
Well if were going off of players then it must be even more embarrassing! 4ft men who are weaker than every race, still murder the stronger races? sheesh you guys are weaker than I thought
thats a hell of a statement to make,
more likely they chose the least repulsive looking race to play as
*****boring
You literally said in this thread that gnomes are f*ckable.
This is also the 2nd time in a 2nd thread about gnomes (I think you’re a bit insecure about the whole subject) that you’ve said I’m ugly IRL because I chose to play the pretty race in WoW, unlike yourself. So the only logical thing to extract from that statement is you think youre good looking IRL because you play an ugly race in-game.
I meant “already” not “always”
Im really curious, you wouldnt think magic is cool if it really existed? Youre mocking it as if its like being addicted to pottery or sniffing glue
bigger they are, harder they fall. Which is why theres no glory in killing a gnome, no honor, no story to pass down generations to become legends, the race that’ll be forgotten.
As good as that quote is, it doesnt put my point down.
Your race went mad with the addiction, so I would say glue might be a bit cooler.
F*ckable doesn’t mean lust worthy. It means I would if I had to. Pretty obvious stuff here buddy.
Insecure about what? that you have insecurity problems by playing a boring pretty boy race? now now Henry does that make any sense to you?
really it was the night elves that started that under Azshara,
what you’re talking about is the destruction of the Sunwell which manifested as withdrawal from the Arcane
all elves suffer the same thing with the Arcane, current night elves just use moonwells to sate their need,
even the naga still hunger for the Arcane
Thats because they hoes