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“Hey there mainlander where are you heading to?”

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Pulls a Feanor at Losgar on the Kul Tiran fleet

Balance is restored, no need to thank me.

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I love how the Kul Tirans refer to you as “mainlander”. It shows the haughty and proud side that they have, after they isolated themselves from everone else for a decade. Mainlander scum are inferior to us glorious Kul Tirans, and thus they have no rights.

Even that you stole from your Gilnean ancestors…

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Do you think you are superior because there is more of you?

To honor our forum Loa, Arctur, Araphant and I have defeated Gorak Tul. We carried out the verdict in His name. He was a TRAITER to the Kul Tiran people, like Lord and Lady Waycrest (whose disgusting bodies lay dead on the floor as we speak).

Donations for this run are welcome to continue the building of His shrine.

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I took the task with my mighty compatriot, my heart penitent, for I knew I sinned today, mocking the Mighty Arctur and Jaina, comparing her to childish cartoons. But in this, I found redemption.

We dedicate Gorak Tul’s twitching vesel to the glory of the Kul Tiran people and to the Mighty Loa Arctur, blessed be his name!

A most burning question rests on our minds, for Arctur’s shrine must be built, or he shall end up as Jani!

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Is Arcur a Wild God too?

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He is beyond such meagre classifications

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Well, at least we know that if he dies he remain in the emerald dream to tell the druids about human potential.

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Only the Kul Tiran Druids.

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I think Arctur qualifies as an “Oh God”.

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Unbeliever! Heretic! Repent! :fire:

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Hey, it’s a Terry Pratchett reference, that’s never a bad thing!

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Walk of Shame in streets of Stormwind or Dazar’alor!

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Boralus* !!

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Serve me and you shall be rewarded generously. Once my plan is completed and Thoradin the Great is resurrected, all lesser races shall kneel before the Humans, and of course anyone willing to stand by our side.

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Not big enough, besides Arctur is loa in Dazar’alor :stuck_out_tongue:

HE HAS SPOKEN!

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/bow

It will be done, Your Fabulousness. Your shrine in Tiragarde shall be built as soon as possible.

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Ya all hereics, to compare Arcur to Loa. Loa are far greater than that.

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