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Because Tortollans and Sethrak are Loa’s children. If raptors would speak they’d praise Gonk.

Humas are just deformed vrykul, and Kul’Tirans are a results of inbreeding between two races.

But seriously now. That joke got old find a new one.

I am a child of Arctur! Ok no but I’d like to imagine I am.

Loa’s can be killed, jokes can’t. And you’re not the joke authority.

On a more serious note, you can’t just stop the joke because we use the word ‘Loa’. I’m not going to stop because of that. I get that Trolls are your favourite race, but eh you should take these jokes with a grain of salt.

Now pay up for Arctur’s shrine!

I was not interfering for days. And no I’d rather open kebab.

We prefer de groves of nature to de cold stone of de city. Many of de Zandalari believe us to be heretics. Dey claim our patron is no loa.

Dey are welcome to their opinions. We of de Arctah’ai have long possessed de gifts of potential, to take de potential of humans. Ours is de way of Arctah, not bargains.

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Now ya forced my hand. That’s it! On the authority given to me by Siame Quashi I’ll send ya …

to work in coal mine with blood elves. And we know how blood elves work in coal mine:

(I just really wanted to share this hilarious clip)

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Stuck with Erevien in a mine? Damn, harsh, I will instantly stop.

Think he got coal and salt mine mixed up.

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You’re right! How could I mix this up…? I guess it’s late, and it’s time for me.

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I know right… There is still room in that mine, y’know.

I see you want to volounteer, Garrosh. Your muscles could be used for some good after all.

You will never stop me! I shall then build shrines in the mine!

(but the clip was hilarious, thanks for sharing xD)

Don’t need too work in a salt mine, I already ooze out enough salt to match the output of the mine so it would be a waste.

And these muscles are used for other things if you get my drift ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

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*gasps

You’re helping elderly as a man nurse! There actually is a good side of you!

Ye, I was putting the wind back into Drek’thar xd.

Or perhaps taking it away, doesn’t really matter I guess.

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Seriously, does Ion have to make a loading screen tip stating “KUL TIRANS ARE NOT THE RESULT OF INBREEDING, BUT WE JUST WANTED TO ADD MORE VARIETY TO THE HUMAN POPULATION” for you people to get that nonsense out of your head?

Don’t be mad just because I became a loa before you did. It’s the Human Potential that flows through my veins. You can’t even stand upright. Be ashamed of yourself.

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Hello everyone.
How are you today?
I hope your personal life is going great!
:heart:

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Lol you just got “mad” at me for saying reasoning why you get to play bigger humans - a lore thingy - that got spelled out loud in game as well that humans were inbreeding with Drust.

And you come back at me with joke made by forum colleagues who were making fun of you xD?

Human ‘puntential’ indeed.

wowpedia regarding playable Kul Tirans: Non-playable Kul Tiran human models include thin, normal and fat body types. The playable Kul Tiran use the fat body type. They are not intended to be a separate race, they are simply variants on Kul Tirans made because Blizzard wanted bigger and smaller models to fit the various NPC roles and add more flavor to the world. They are not biologically different from other humans.

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No, I am not mad at you, you’re not that important in my life. I am just surprised that there are still people who missed Ion’s clear statement regarding the playable Kul Tirans’ backstory. And nowhere in the game was it stated that the bulky Kul TIrans are the result of inbreeding between Kul Tirans and Drust, let alone spelt out loud.

How are ya doin’ guys? I tried to complete the invasion in Boralus today on my german Server but was overwhelmed by russian Allys. How is it even possible? feelsbadman