Stuck In cat form

Nope. The truth is you just don’t get it, the devious humour is far too subtle for you to handle.

As punishment for your utterly crass and grotesque lack of good taste in jokes, here’s some more:

“How do you start a bear race?”
“Ready, teddy go!”

“What do you call a bear with no teeth?”
“A gummy bear”

“What do you call a bear without any ears?”
“B”

“Why did the cat ask for a violin?”
“To make some mewsic”

“What is a cat’s favourite cereal?”
“Mice Crispies”

“Why would you never play a game with a cat?”
“They tend to be cheetahs”

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Any fix for this soon?

I have traveled forums far and wide, yet I have never met a deviant greater or more perverse than yourself. You monster.

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius.
But his brother Frank was a monster.

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Funny except the monster doesn’t really have a name, that’s the name of the doctor.

But the doctor was also a monster on account of his deeds, surely?

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