Zuggers gotta zug
Not as confident as we are that Blizzard are so desperate to resurrect their darling for what seems like the umpteenth time because theyâve systematically stripped the Horde of anyone of even the basic grasp of military strategy let alone interest.
Remind me again of how obliterating your own stronghold and rendering your own âpeopleâ refugees is somehow a military stroke of genius and endearing you to legions of drooling sim⊠sorry, followers?
Oh yeah thatâs right⊠âMorally greyâ.
Most people call it âutterly patheticâ
âBUT WE BURNED A TREE!! YEAH! YEAH!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES EH? EH??!!â
Again. Howâd that work out for you Silly Sylly?
Still Just another glorious chapter in that well-known book âSylvanas Windrunner. Winning.â
And now sheâs âwinningâ again by wandering around some wasteland doing Sylvanas stuff that no one really cares about.
Looking for Nathanos to follow her around like a lovesick puppy muttering repeatedly âFor the Dark Ladyâ presumably.
But no need for you to worry your little love shorn heart about it, Blizzard just canât let this pathetic wretch die in a peaceful and respected manner.
They just HAVE to keep dragging her back again and again and again, hoping that the stink of her writing wonât put people off.
Watch this space, just as she was hilariously âredeemedâ in the last patch of Shadowlands, (her yelling at Anduin to be strong and fight! was absolute ironic comedy gold) I fully expect her to appear in the last patch of Dragonflight "making her way back from the Shadopwlands with a bonsai tree she miraculously found there as only Sylvanas could and offer it to Tyrande as a peace offering, Tyrande accepts and tells the Winter Queen âyea you can keep Malfurion, I found my true love and she brought me a bonsai tree. Iâm gonna call it Mini Teldrassilâ
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Sylvanas can go and rot in the Maw, for all I care.
Sheâs nothing but a troublemaker.
The next faction conflict expansion, Blizzard should sell 2 boxes.
Box 1 - Faction conflict.
Box 2 - The same game, same price but without faction conflict features (Yes, I would actually pay to have a censored game).
If people want to go kill eachother itâs perfectly fine for me. But give the option to stay out of it, just like in real life.
Cheers.
Only read the thread title.
Iâm hoping this refers to someone skinning her and making us a new cloak in the next patch.
Look I donât want to get into a pointless debate about how Blizzard had to take one of the most interesting figures in the Horde and turn her into a Saturday morning cartoon villain⊠again.
Point is, we could use a faction conflict, regardless of the outcome cause by now most Horde know that weâll be losing this one as well because you people are too sensitive to actually lose in the story.
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:))) nice writing of the last paragraph 
I think it would be mildly amusing if she came back near the end of Dragon Flight. Our backs are to the wall and Slyvanas shows up with her sisters and Anduin. They help kill the big bad then she tell us we did it and all she did was soften the big bad up for us.
she got other part of soul so she is both
Sylvanas is one of those character they screwed up so bad that itâs best to just⊠Forget about, like with Medan.
I think the whole idea of faction war on Azeroth is silly. We canât really get a good war going that would make sense. Even if we pretend both sides are equal in manpower and both got similar levels of magic power at their deposalâŠ
The Shiny Space goats got spaceships that got orbital purifying doom lazers.
No dragon, no ballistics and no sword will stop a orbital strike from wiping one side out on the spot. If the Legion at the hight of their power with superior technology than any native faction on Azeroth couldnât deal with the shiny space goats - I am sorry, there is no chance Orcs, Vupera, Tauren or any of the myriad of trolls (that always loses their wars after all anyhow) can do anything.
It would be a onesided slaughterhouse.
But⊠it is warcraft and it canât be logical about such events. So I presume the Alliance would march themselves at a wall to die in droves - instead of glassing the whole place and sip tea.
Agree, there is no point of the fight anymore since Garrosh was thundered into crispy bacon back in WoD. We shouldâve just let Sargeras to kill Azeroth and have a new chapter in Warcraft, a new start, new engine, new story, new whatever.
The problem is with WoW imo: the story got so big, even the writing team has 0 clue what to do with it as it has to go on and on and on and on, dragged through eternity to eventually have an end.
No, no, no!
After how they (mis)handled âOverwatch 2â, the last thing anybody should ask of Blizzard is for them to do something similar with WoW.
I agree that the faction war nonsense is an exhausted storyline now, we had two times that the Horde started a war and lost it (Because neither side can ever have total victory, two-faction game and all that), neither side was happy with those storylines, so just let it rest and definitely donât bring Sylvanas back!
Itâs quite pathetic that worshipping that undead hag is apparently all the lore there is for the Forsaken, itâs better to give them identity and motivation of their own than to bring Sylvanas back and have them all waddling after her like a bunch of ducklings again.
I know! I loved OW, played it a ton, was like addicted to it, loved the game, heroes, everything, now I canât even touch it. But I personally have this fear over them making the story so grandiose they eff it up inevitably. Nothing makes sense that made sense before, everything is retconned to oblivion whenever something comes out. This is my fear that Blizzard will make this story into a Hollywood 
show with elementary writing and 0 concept.
Edit: Role players have better story building than the writing team sometimes.
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