But Muwuthilda seems like a fine traditional tauren name!
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Okay, I’m out.
Blah! Just play:
- furry race (vulpera, taurens, worgen)
- fur®y warrior
- fur must be exposed*
*(you either wear armor that have furry parts or expose your own fur by making armor piece invisible)
Well, I can’t argue that it doesn’t have the uwu-factor in it… But saying it out loud - it sounds like I’m crying or tripping over my own feets 
“Hello, my name is Moouwu-thilda…!!” 
Dear sir, I am a puritan - do you expect me to wear nothing?
Outragious! 
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I think you’re all getting hung up on the finer parts of names and race and stuff but really what you should be focussing on is sending me the gold, it is the only true path to enlightenment
Furry just wants all your gold.
However if you direct it all to me I shall bring all my super awesome legal eagle skills upon his furred bonce and save you all from gold bankruptcy. if you want to see my credentials just google “Souldefíler’s litigation cases and subsequent victories with payout awards to her clients.” There’s SO many not even Google’s vast search engine can contain them all. I’m that awesome. There is so many it can’t even begin to list them. My most recent being succesful in having Moothilda retract her scurrilous accusation that I had questionable character. If you win your case you even get a free carton of Souldefíler’s super duper healthy protein shake, made from genuine Azerothian sourced milk. (Source hidden to protect the innocent.)
You know it makes sense. Do not fall for Furry’s scam. I implore you. So call today!! On +1 800 968 43468 and one of my lovely assistants will assist you.
Or you could just give me the gold or I break your legs.
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Are you sure you are not a goblin, in a furry suit?
Looks at King Mrgl-Mrgl
I won the challenge, people think I’m a furry.
Mama always said you can never trust a lawyer. Nobody ever said you can’t trust a furry, is all I’m sayin’
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What about a furry lawyer…?
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As with all lawyers, they fall under Lawful Evil. This means you can technically trust them, as long as you’re very, very sure about all the fine print.
But odds on there’s a clause (claws?) you missed, and it’ll come back to bite you in the tail.
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I cannot stress highly enough how much I enjoyed all the punning in that!
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