Oh my, this is quite possibly the question.
Blizzard must respond
I just realised I have never changed my underwear or washed for that matter!
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While we’re at it, do our characters actually go to the bathroom when we log off? Or do they wear a special pair void-storage underpants that teleports character wastes directly into the nether?
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Where are the bathrooms?
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why doesn’t my weapon go rusty after swimming, and my hair is never messed up
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Because, the sad truth is, we, the heroes are all dead, only ghost treapped in our own hell made out our memories
Only grinding and killing everything and each other over an over again, for an eternity, sometimes losing every progress to start all over again from nothing where your all powerfull gear and weapons are all overshadowed by a common junk stollen from a murdered nobody…
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Oh woe. oh woe!
I kinda pity the creatures that live in the nether now . No wonder they want to destroy Azeroth …
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Why did one million boars not attack us when we went to the shadowlands for killing then?
Do animals not go to the afterlife? If so where did all the animals come from?
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What happens if two people hearthstone at the same time to the same place? Isn’t it kind of risky? And how does that work exactly anyway? Do we travel underground like moles at incredible velocities through planets and time or is it some sort of mage portal too?
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Why there is no hybrid classes in the world? Iike mages/warlocks? Do people just waste time learning one theme and never study anything else ever again?
Are druids allowed to show affection one in human other in animal form?
Teleports would make any other transportation useless yet we still ride dragons why?
Why we even still use swords when we have guns and why we use guns when you have magic?
We went to the after life and yet azeroth still hide lands where dragons can just fly, noone ever seen them or wonder.
The curse of flesh is a gift by the old gods, so how are they the bad guys?
The after life in wow is about obedience, if you refuse to obey you get turned into fuel, we are sided with the people who created this system, are we the good guys?
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I think I can answer this, they would become merged into one, but not like a cool merger of one. Just random limbs and stuff sticking out in some horrible monstrosity
You are very wise dear Mirlin. I demand an answer from Blizzard at once.
What if all the m+ post are actually blizz themselves, so they can avoid the real questions and just keep hotfixing m+!?
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Only if one of them’s a vampire.
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I think we should see this result of synchronised hearthstoning.
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Be a sad way for a 32 day player time toon to go out but hey people say there isn’t enough challenge in the game
For being a gnome, you sure lack knowledge for your own kind.
I’ll give you a hint - rubber bands and silver tape.
The damned souls who stood in Onyxia’s fire or were ripped apart by her whelps after being knocked to the eggs, power the infernal machine…you think the Maw was the worst that could happen?
Shadowlands was easy, even I completed it. Hope I don’t die and go back there 2 years was enough let alone eternity
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How many eye drops does N’Zoth need? Would it be reasonable to plan a business around it?
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Why does my character never need the toilet?
how have our characters gone 2 decades without Showering, yet no NPCs make a comment on our oder?
Do Demon hunters really smell like farts?
why can my character eat 1000 cookies a day, yet not get fat?
why has no one aged a day?
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Yes but what’s the question?
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