I’m gonna have to stop you there. I’ve eaten lots of children and my toilet bombs have never been white.
grawwrl…
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Questions whether pineapple belongs on pizza
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Or raisins 
Posts popcorn gif and waits to see if the pizza discussion explodes.
Sorry not as good as my guildies but she is trademarked 
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To ask such a question is comparable to asking if cereal should go in a bowl before the milk vice versa. And the answer to that is it’s completely subjective.
Hijacks the post with something completely irrelevant
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Reports poster for trolling and makes rude remarks about troll feet.
Expresses some dislike towards troll feet and includes green face emojis
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REEEEEEEEE
Concludes rant
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Wails about the injustice of his childhood narrative of growing up like a Geordie Mowgli was flagged and removed, rails against the injustice of it all, and how a genius is never appreciated in their own lifetime, makes bold statements about how in the future, when all is bleak, and the young children huddled around a brazier as the world goes dark, they will be thankful that their tribe has the Old Wise One, who knows all the stories, the stories of what was, before the world went dark, to teach them mistakes and triumphs of the past, through the cruel biting cold and atomic haze the elder will speak of a golden age, a forgotten age, His wrinkled features crease with fond memories as the Shaman speaks “Once, younglings there was a place called the Internet, it was a world between worlds, a thing both tangible, yet as fluid as a dream, through it all could draw upon the wisdom of the ages, and communicate over great distances, aye, even across the big wet to the east and west, such power, we were like unto Gods themselves!”
“We used it to send cat pictures”.
The younglings huddled, awaiting more.
“No, thats it. Oh, and people took pictures of their dinner as well”…
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Understands and sympathises with posters rant, offers coffee and delicious cake to make them feel better.
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Blames everything on Vulpera
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Suggests poster should bubble and hearth before said Vulpera descend in throngs 
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Obligatory “Vulpera belong in the Alliance, the faction of pretty races”.
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Changes avatar to a Classic character and insists Classic is better than Retail because… well just reasons that don’t need to be explained
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Vehement argument against the notion that Classic is “more of an RPG” and laughs at the inconveniences you face.
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Refuses to go and play Classic but insists Retail be forced to endure all the petty restrictions that Classic has.
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