Train Transport 🚅

Just ask Oculeth for a Teleport Beacon, lmao.

fine, tauren and pandas can ride with this

rest takes the deathtrain.

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“lol gnomes”

complains about lack of superior tram/locomotive transport between cities

You expect goblins to commit to an engineering project that takes over a week to complete?

And not only that, but a train service that runs for free and doesn’t charge you the ends of the earth to use?

Sounds like the peacebloom supply has leaked into Orgrimmar’s water supply again!

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A week?! That’s generous.

Well I had heard their current track record was the Azshara rocketway, which they built using pre-slotted mechano type pieces and that took them 6 days to finish before they gave up and decided it “looks like the picture on the box, good enough”.

If you look at most Goblin device components really closely, usually where they put the wrong batteries you’ll see a “Made in Tinker Town.” print. Their issue is they never pay the extra 50 copper for the instruction and assembly manual.

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YES! Mag’har and Goblins work together to make the ultimate train ride!!

I would love a train like the Eurostar linking Eastern Kingdoms & Kalimdor. It’s such a faff having to go to the back end of nowhere to catch a boat that then arrives at another back end of nowhere on the other continent. City to City underwater connection with a couple of stops on the land bits.

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The Iron Horde had tech. But they’re gone.
Mag’Har can’t engineer well. They’re shamanistic brutes.
Want proof? Do their recruitment quest.

:grimacing:

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You already have floating trains. They’re called Zeppelins. :crazy_face:

We already have kinda of a rail transport system in Azshara.

And because it’s made by goblins i’m amazed this hasn’t happened yet…

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Trainspotting ?!

The amount of racism on display here is sickening. And here I had considered captain Borbarsa a decent chap. I guess alliance propaganda rots all brains eventually.

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It’s technically specism mate.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/25896940/i-like-trains.jpg

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Seems to me that thread is gonna derailing :joy:

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Hehehe

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I’d just like to say that if I was to rule the alliance and annex the Horde I would build trams between all major cities, generating many jobs for our communities. Goblins will only be involved with track laying however, nothing explosive (yes, that includes tunnels).

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:skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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As long as it is magnificient hogwart style and available for both factions, i am entirely for.

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