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Why can’t guardian druids be trusted at a buffet?
They tend to swipe everything in sight

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Three wives sat down for a girl’s night out and started to compare their husbands performance in the bedroom.

Wife 1: “My husband is a warrior, and he has the stamina to go all night long!”

They giggled, before the second followed:

Wife 2: “My husband is a rogue, and he always does it from behind.”

The third and last one looked uncomfortable and hesitant, before blurting out:

Wife 3: “My husband is a mage, and I hate polymorph!”

I remember hearing this 1 from a GM a long time ago and it still makes me chuckle.

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Yo moma so fat she uses belts in her ring slots

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Saw a necromancer raise the wrong dead
 guess he made a grave mistake.

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We’ve always had necromancers in the game,
their just called healers with bad timing.

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Necromancers are the best bosses.
Alright perhaps the payment is always late but they always give you a raise.

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Night elves.

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30

How many GMs does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, it’s working as intended.

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How many goblins does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard they catapult themselves.

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Threw a copper piece between goblins once

It was the day copperwire was invented.

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Yo’ mama so fat,
Mages have to grease up their Portals,
and Conjure Cinnamon Rolls on the other side just to get her through!

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34

Belf jokes
“Salami wash all amore!”
“Glory to the Single Guy!”
“Remember the Sun Burn!”

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Got attacked by a goblin that claimed to be a fortune teller


There is now a small medium at large.

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What is a Rogue’s favourite drink?

Subtle Tea.

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Never take a goblin into a dungeon
they will always greed the loot.

Its even worse with hunters, they always need.

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Neutral Argents attempting to always middle man a conflict

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I believe i still know a few that nobody has yet told:

How does Naxxramas fly?
With its four wings.

How did the paladin start losing weight?
He was eating light.

How come top raiders always smell bad?
Because they never wipe.

Why do rogues wear leather?
Because it’s made of “hide”.

I’ll see myself out.

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What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

Snowballs

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

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The dwarves have a legendary mounted warrior


He is known as Ram-bo

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