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Ah, I am sorry. I will fix this now.

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Why do lfg raiders smell bad?

Because they never wipe

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Yo mama so fat, even Frostmourne wasn’t that hungry.

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you fail 
 if they never wipe why do they always go to 10 determination :stuck_out_tongue:

why do raiders raid 
 because they lack real life accomplishments oh wait thats the truth 
 a joke 


what’s a man and lives in a cave 
 you!

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Why are hunters terrible photographers?

They’re always out of focus.

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Anduin and Malfurion hanging in a Bar.

Malfurion: do you want hear a riddle?
Anduin: why not?
Malfurion: What hot night elf chick says when she saw a really big dick?
Anduin: i dont know
Malfurion: i know * evil laugh*

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Why can’t gnomes be paladins?

Poor little guys can’t reach the light.

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hahahah thats a good one xD

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Why Sylvanas doesn’t have an emote for /dance? Because she is dead serious.

Seriously though, sometimes I go to Undercity to copy her model with Pickpocket (because I just LOVE her hair showing through the hood, we need that for players already) and once, I typed /dance and she didn’t care, despite sharing a skeleton with Blood Elf model, lol.

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The forums are so slow right now 20 turtles made it to the water as it’s loading

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I’m stealing this one from a GM when I opened a ticket a few years ago

What do you call 3 Druids in a Moonwell?

A HoT tub


BA DUM TISS

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What Lady Liadrin do when Light’s Hope Chapel servers have lag ?

She calls Retrybootor.

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How do you know someone’s been playing since Vanilla?

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you :smiley:

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How do you call a Night Fae Warrior?

A Furry Warrior :fox_face:

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I think you misspelled Vulpera there.

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Here you go. Try going at about 1:54.

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Yo mama so fat, earth shield ran out before it made a single orbit.

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How many Dwarves does it take to change a lightbulb?

15 - 1 to hold the bulb and the other 14 to stop the room from spinning!

And an old fave of mine (possibly on the other thread, stolen from a GM):

Three women were in the Lions Pride Inn discussing their sex lives. The first one says “My husband is a Warrior, and he has the stamina to go all night”. The second one says “My husband is a Rogue, and he loves doing it from behind”. The third one looks nervously and blurts out “My husband is a Mage and i hate Polymorph!!”

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Why are worgen angry all the time?

Cause they can’t eat chocolate.

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Oh wow thats so sad xD