Warcraft Jokes đŸ» (Official Thread)

And so said the lazy dwarven blacksmith:

“Nae, lad. I ain’t got ya pauldrons tadae. But they’ll be Dun Morogh
”

I’ll see myself out.

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Oooh! Ok, ok, ok I got one:

Why can’t you trust a gnomish barkeep?
Because they’ll always short change you!




No? Hey get off a’ me I can throw myself out!

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Why are people who are allergic to nuts also terrified of Deathwing?
Because he’s Dragon deez nuts!




=( I tried. “Stand up” is not my thing.

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As I posted somewhere else:

How can you distinguish Troll Rouges from other Rogues?

  • A Troll Rogue is the one who leaves you sapped.
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I know a Worgen who gets the resto Druids in his guild confused.
When things heat up he sometimes ends up barking at the wrong tree.

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Shadowlands Pre patch has more content then Wod patch 7,3,5

How long does it take for a Warcrafter to change a light bulb?

Until Wednesday

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What does horde say when plan doesn’t work?

 lok’tar or Run!

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current horde say yiff mostly

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So then she says to me: “What big ears ye have!”

I mean
what do ye say to that?

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That would be a Vulp error.

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thats so good,you call it as it is

What do you call a bathtub full of druids?
A HoT tub

kekekekekeke

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Do you think arthas has a nice garden with friends where he is now


Or is he a lone mawer ?

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The best joke? How about the current state of WoW, am I right?
Not good enough? How about customer service!
Still not good enough? How about time gating?
Killing blow: Why did all the original Blizzard members quit the company if they’re so awesome? Because even the OG staff knows it’s awful.

What does a Tauren call it when they see lightning but hear nothing?

A thunder bluff.

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oh wow that so relaxing actually 0.0

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How else can you describe a high level player boosting lowbees through WC (Wailing Caverns)?
You can say he is there to help them wipe their rear.

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