What do you call a bathtub full of druids?

What do you call a Resto druid who melee’s in TreeForm? - A combat log

What do you call a druid and a paladin in a bathtub? A Hot tub with Bubbles

What does noobs and Rogues have in common? - They both pick Locks :rofl:

What did the monk do when he read the above jokes ^ - he rolled around the floor Laughing :stuck_out_tongue:


This monk, when hearing about a druid and a pally in a hot tub, had a case of Tiger’s Lust casted on herself.

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Here some old ones.

How many People do you need to kill a paladin ?

  1. one who scares him and one who waits at the Inn

Your mother ( who iam sure is a lovely person ) is so fat , when I shadowsteped her i got a loading screen

your mother is so fat, it takes 10 savage feast for her to get the “well fed” food buff

Your mother is so fat she is still stuck at level 60 cause she couldn’t fit through the dark portal


id call it the night elves new home :slight_smile:

Alright i got a gud one.


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Blizzard developers couldn’t understand why for years, players called for druids to be balanced…it’s been there sitting in the tree the whole time!!

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My alltime favorite.

How can you tell if someone has played since Vanilla ?

Dont worry they will tell you…



Type log in google graphics and check what it is then you will find out.

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hjahahhahahahahhahahahaha maaan you are the best !!! :rofl::joy::rofl::joy::rofl::joy:

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The Balance Druid should have never been called that, it was supposed to be called ugly chicken thingy, but the devs read the wrong patch note stating it had been balanced before Vanilla release and accidentally called it Balanced with a typo instead.

True story… that I just made up :slight_smile:

What do you call a worgen mage?

A labracadabrador!


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Nice try :smirk:

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It is two part word play of context of this game. One is the term we all know - a log of combat actions and results, but may also show the results of the activities of nearby characters. yes ?

But a “log” also is a subpart of a felled tree trunk.

And since druids have also a tree form. Which originally was available only in restoration spec (now is a flavour glyph also all other druid specs can use), so a druid in a treeform in melee is a log that fights - a … combat log!

In modern BfA context this can also modified to :
What do you call a kul tiran druid ? … because their forms are wooden. But the original jest is just word play around druid tree form and word that means two things.

Hope it helped. :slight_smile:

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How do you stop a Warrior from charging?
You take away his credit card!


I’m a paladin tall and stout.
Here is my mace, and here is my mount
When I see trouble, I scream and shout
Pop my bubble and hearthstone out


Draenei joke from the game :

“I have a wonderful recipe. Bring two gnomes, two eggs. Beat Gnomes, separate the eggs- or was it… eh, details.”

“Do Gnomes have a vibrate setting? I’m just curious.”

… Blizzard.

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It did haha, this joke is amazing. Thanks for that and the explanation :slight_smile:

Let’s not talk about their human female jokes : “I like to fart in the tub.”